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Intranets, user experience, and connected content. Mad for movies, the perfect 3-minute pop song, non-sequiturs and general silliness. Also never gonna run around in dessert shoes. London, UK

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"But if we have learned nothing else, we have learned this: humans can walk away from, and forget, anything.”

One of my two notes from reading the first edition.

I’m intrigued by your comments on the improvements, but wondering if that means reading v1 before v2.

09.03.2026 13:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My accountant has dealt with all this. The absence of worry is beginning to concern me.

09.03.2026 10:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m going to start telling people that the G in GPT stands for gullible

09.03.2026 07:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want to build a .org tech stack and suck the oxygen out of the current tech h industry by designing ecosystems that support healthy communities, including individuals, local journalism, civic participation, and small businesses.

Who is thinking about this that I should connect with?

07.03.2026 15:11 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

this is like

the thesis statement of our times

07.03.2026 03:12 👍 4154 🔁 1023 💬 2 📌 0
Awkward Questions Engine

Asking Awkward Questions As A Service is back for IWD.

If you'd like me to ask an awkward question of your employer (or former employer) this weekend, nominate them here 👇

iwd.momentusco.org

06.03.2026 14:39 👍 25 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 3

So many possible responses to that!

One can argue that the term content has been largely structured to mean “that awkward fuzzy stuff between code and design”

06.03.2026 10:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do it!

The spreadsheet will thank you!

05.03.2026 22:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Definitely one of my thoughts too - why write one-size fits all when AI can tailor to unimaginable formats/locations/needs - except at what risk?

05.03.2026 21:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Occasionally, the words “I’ll be the judge of that” escape my mouth as my eyes wander elsewhere

05.03.2026 18:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tweet by me, June 2009: 

Amy's Law of Information Filth: People flock to a new communication medium because it's clean. And bring the old dirt with them.

Tweet by me, June 2009: Amy's Law of Information Filth: People flock to a new communication medium because it's clean. And bring the old dirt with them.

thomas, reading my post: …for now. it won’t stay that way

me: i know

chatbots are an appealing alternative for the moment bc they’re so clean & nice but that’s just the light on the end of the anglerfish

05.03.2026 15:52 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Brilliant! 😂 Thank you!

05.03.2026 11:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can we go to school dressed as our favourite characters?

05.03.2026 11:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Perhaps this is a complaint from a previous era of holiday shows and, to be honest, I'm so rarely in front of a TV to be able to name any

05.03.2026 11:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I'll take that every time over "mid celebrity boost their kids' media careers by going abroad"

05.03.2026 10:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think this approach hints at how employee-focused vibe coding is going to be practical.

Tools need centralised interface guidelines, governance and metadata rules for input and output data, test and reporting requirements, as well as safeguards to manage sharing beyond intended audiences.

05.03.2026 10:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Programmers, of all people, need to be forced into using potatoes with shitty internet.

People using potatoes with no or shitty internet accomplished *miracles*, modern programmers are using incomprehensibly better hardware to fuck about.

04.03.2026 21:56 👍 73 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 3

I got so frustrated at one point I just said

"You have soup. We are making a sandwich. We cannot make a sandwich out of soup!"

And I feel like that's what rebuilding from post-slop everything is going to be like.

04.03.2026 17:42 👍 74 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0

Australian, I believe. Just so graceful!

04.03.2026 16:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My POV as a 6ft tall person of a wash basin at a conference venue. To the right of the basin is a blue liquid in a pump dispenser.

My POV as a 6ft tall person of a wash basin at a conference venue. To the right of the basin is a blue liquid in a pump dispenser.

The view of the basin at counter top level. A label now visible that says mouthwash.

The view of the basin at counter top level. A label now visible that says mouthwash.

Guess who gave himself minty fresh hands this morning.

Should probably be a long LinkedIn post with a laboured analogy about experience design… but for now, who the fuck has ever put mouthwash in a pump dispenser next to a sink?

03.03.2026 17:03 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 2

Took me about two minutes to consider I might be able to pick up the dispenser to use it

03.03.2026 21:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Give her an egg and she can have a scarf tartare

03.03.2026 21:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Human Dragon’s Lair, I fear, would have involved people dying so quickly and easily it would have given The Human Lemmings a run for its money

03.03.2026 19:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My 15 year old went to a fighting robot workshop last weekend, delightedly returning home with two drills mounted into multiple blocks of wood, and dreams of attaching smashy-bashy-spinny weapons.

Young Anakin, however precocious, would have been no different.

01.03.2026 20:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

all those "Hi it's Chad from Blancmange, I noticed you haven't used Blancmange in a while..." emails might land better if they included any details to help me remember what product this is

27.02.2026 08:51 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

If all parties put up qualified tradespeople at the next election they could usefully turn over the next parliament to doing DIY.

27.02.2026 07:22 👍 27 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

One small concern: the collective inhale through teeth on their first day will probably cause the building to implode

27.02.2026 07:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The moment when a caretaker has left the murder hotel and a new caretaker hasn't yet taken over is called an interredrum

26.02.2026 22:36 👍 325 🔁 58 💬 10 📌 3
Allister Heath
The relentless demonisation of anyone who opposes St Winnifred’s School Choir is truly chilling
Allister Heath

Allister Heath The relentless demonisation of anyone who opposes St Winnifred’s School Choir is truly chilling Allister Heath

I fear you may be right

26.02.2026 21:14 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Fake Telegraph newspaper column: 

Allister Heath
If we don't stop Sponge Fingers, Britain as we know it is finished
Allister Heath

The Telegraph

Try it for yourself at tinyurl.com/tnw-heath

Fake Telegraph newspaper column: Allister Heath If we don't stop Sponge Fingers, Britain as we know it is finished Allister Heath The Telegraph Try it for yourself at tinyurl.com/tnw-heath

26.02.2026 14:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0