Rightmove: "you wish to know the service charge? The ground rent? The years remaining on the lease? Why? Can we not have some mystery in our lives?"
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Rightmove: "you wish to know the service charge? The ground rent? The years remaining on the lease? Why? Can we not have some mystery in our lives?"
we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping
always worth carrying water for Trump, who is sure to show loyalty to those who go out on a limb for him
this byelection showed that reform is very out of touch with what voters want and they must take a long hard look at themselves in the mirror.
This is what we’re doing.
Because it’s kind of impossible to make scripted podcasts any other way. Believe me.
This could be the future…
*faithful accidentally banish one of their own*
Claudia: you fucking imbeciles. You clowns
“I would use every opportunity to talk to President Trump. I'd hope that I wouldn't have to wait to go to Davos with all the thousands of people there and stand in the queue. I'd hopefully be able to get an audience with him in Washington. And what worries me is that for all the efforts that Keir Starmer has made, and he has made efforts, we shouldn't take that away from him, They're not generating what we want to see. We had a state visit just a couple of months ago, and the deals that they agreed have been paused. That's terrible. So clearly a state visit is not enough. There's stuff that should be happening behind the scenes that isn't happening.”
Kemi Badenoch tells the BBC's Matt Chorley that if she were prime minister, Donald Trump would simply not be like this.
They better do this. It has become very silly. And service charges too. Just gouging
"Invading Greenland? That's not going to lower grocery prices for the average American family."
hateful woman JK Rowling - "Iran appears to be unusually full of Gryffindors"
[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
Hahaha I missed that. The shot behind the shot
Happy Christmas 🎄
shocked. and appalled. and shocked
that's not very presidential 😡
feels like the kind of movie that Bojack Horseman gets cast in as a side plot
also means I realise I'm singing "pussy palace" to myself in Lidl
got the new Lily Allen album stuck in my head, which most involved me periodically saying "who's Madeline?"
“Tucked away on Boundary Road in the heart of Walthamstow, this Victorian home is a rare opportunity for those with an eye for design and a taste for transformation”
A ROAST IN A BEEF
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
Hells yeah!
Jentry Chau Vs The Underworld has been nominated for a freaking EMMY for Outstanding Writing!
I TOLD YOU ALL IT WAS REALLY GOOD
deadline.com/2025/11/chil...
the answer to our problems is Wes Streeting
are... are... are we chaos with ed milliband?
Hopefully the next director of the BBC will take note of the fact that you can never ever capitulate enough to satisfy these right-wing maniacs, eventually they will demand your head regardless of how many other people you threw under the bus for them. I won't hold my breath though.
Gary Lineker: "This is the mistake the BBC makes. The BBC tries to appease the people that hate the BBC, rather than worrying about the people that love the BBC."
Rightmove: No sale history on this property! Tis but a new house fresh to market.
Zoopla: All right this fucking train wreck has been sold every two years for the last decade - here's a full sale history - and look how much of the piss these current wankers are taking with their asking price
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
The rule of "if someone states a plan out loud, then the plan won't work. If someone doesn't state what the plan is, the plan will work" ruins a lot of film and TV - you're welcome.
"Every character in films brushes their teeth too hard, it's a bad influence", my dentist said, sadly
