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No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask

Tejano superstar Bobby Pulido has won the Texas district 15 democratic primary. Let's fuckin' gooooooooooooooooooo

I also may have some inside information this isn't the only track she'll be playing on that releases this year 👀

A movie theater marquee with signs for: Evan Almighty Agent Cody Banks 2 Fantastic Four Rise Of The Silver Surfer Halloween Resurrection Spider-Man 3 Star Wars Episode 3 On top are the VHS's of Nightmare on Elm Street 2 The Mummy Returns Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Next Generation

The marquee at Josie Video has been updated for the season! This season's theme:
Bad/disappointing sequels

If you haven't listened to the song I play harmonica on, what are you doing? Go check it out! A TRANSGENDER IS MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC. It's a little folksy, a little country, and a little dreampoppy.

Also go listen to "Olivine" by Cult Company (same artist). I am blowing and sucking on that track.

The girlies yearn for a parish.

a black and white photo of a vampire with long claws . Alt: a black and white photo of a vampire with long claws .

I loved Marty Supreme but I do wish they had stuck with the original bat-shit ending... Emphasis on "bat."

Buddy Guy Tiny Desk is good shit.

I yearn for the dance of my people.
youtu.be/XWdmi1rHO5g?...

My one gripe with living in Colorado is that the white people here do that weird cringy solo spaz dance at concerts.

So glad Texas hasn't been infected with statewide jam band culture.

Fucking likewise! Even though it was only for a couple of hours, hanging with Rae is constantly on our "We gotta do that again" list!

@nerfcrucifix.bsky.social my love for you is like a truck

This is super important. Just watched a dear friend do the opposite and ended up volunteering everything to the cops. He got fucked so hard just because sadly he was uninformed about his rights and thought he was helping his case by talking to cops without a lawyer.

Was waiting for a Strut reference!

Lord, why, when I needed you most,
you have not been there for me?”

The Lord replied,
“The times when you have
seen only one set of footprints,
is when Miga was taking a fuckin' wizz.

Dropped Josie off a couple of hours ago and I'm already sitting in the dark, twiddling my thumbs. Thursday can't come soon enough.

Downriver

Last year, I provided some harmonica licks to a family friend on 2 songs on his new album. Well, the first single that I'm on came out today! The song itself is so beautiful and I'm so grateful to have been a part of it. Please enjoy "Downriver."

open.spotify.com/album/227kus...

Camab sounds a person from an old testament Bible story ...

@pinkrangerlb.bsky.social were you aware of Sir?

Sir "Martha Paterson was a young woman who hated being weak and soft. She had experiments done to her body giving her heightened reflexes, durability, and strength; these experiments also made her look like a giant of a man."

Last night I was looking for obscure Daredevil characters and villains and uuhhhhhhh...

Holy day season is crazy, it's all so hard to keep up.

Cyber Monday
Shrove Tuesday
Ash Wednesday
Thirsty Thursday
Fish Friday
Sabado Gigante
Sunday Funday

Babe wake up, they're coming up with a new name for The 2nd Gilded Age!

Don't ever speak to my wife or my Virtual Son ever again.

What do cops do while their SUVs are 69ing?

One of my greatest pleasures in life is going to a blue grass jam with @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social and watching everyone's jaws drop the first time they hear her play a solo on harmonica

Zoomed in picture of a license plate on a baby blue Ford bronco. The plate reads JKLIVIN

Pfft, Call me when JKDYING..

"cut at dry" what a fucking dumb bitch....

It's abhorrent that Tennessee has gotten more snow than us this year. It should be illegal.

Amy Grant literally wrote a song about how she knows there's more snow up in Colorado than her roof would ever see 😡

Who knew that the most unstable people at the Olympics would be the ones that do... *Checks notes*

Gun skiing