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EliΕ‘ka

@nerfcrucifix

It's NazarΔ“nus or nothing. Trans, 45, IT, mixed media craftsperson. Plays Harmonica in church and honky tonks ONLY. She/Her. No traps, just contraptions. πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆHÑček gang

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Clerks.

11.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What about The Gay of Hormuz?

11.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It me. This is a playlist I made to listen to when I want to think back fondly about my dad.

It makes me feel really good.

11.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A tower defense game but it's a Kinkos and you have to build copier and printer towers to process all the dumb shit that your customers bring in.

10.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a little robot made from a 5 gallon bucket, pool noodles, and rubber gloves/boots likes in pieces on the side of a road.

a little robot made from a 5 gallon bucket, pool noodles, and rubber gloves/boots likes in pieces on the side of a road.

I think with everything happening, I think God is punishing us for what we did to Hitchbot.

10.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's good to be aware of privilege as much as possible, and to that end, it's comforting to know that in this insane world, right now, my biggest gripe is that the Jersey Mike's by my house constantly doesn't understand what "Extra Mike's Way, Extra Wet" means.

I WANT MY FUCKING BUNS SOGGY AS HELL!

10.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Happy Mar10 day to the best one to ever do it

10.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eliska's top 5 songs she wishes were on steaming services:
Leigh Nash - A Place for Us
Fredrik Kempe - Tomorrow
Bus Stop - Satisfied
REO Speedwagon - Until the Rivers Run Dry
The whole Firefly EP by Audrey Assad

Now that Rock to It by Shad is back on streaming, I had to update my list :D

09.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today we watched Toys (1992). It's the first time I've seen it since I was a kid. It used to come on TV constantly.

What a fun movie! Absolutely gorgeous and unique production design. And it's message resonates now more than ever.

09.03.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Her: Look at the SIZE of that thing!

Me: Cut the chatter, Red 2. Accelerate to attack speed.

09.03.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask

07.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tejano superstar Bobby Pulido has won the Texas district 15 democratic primary. Let's fuckin' gooooooooooooooooooo

04.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I also may have some inside information this isn't the only track she'll be playing on that releases this year πŸ‘€

03.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A movie theater marquee with signs for:

Evan Almighty
Agent Cody Banks 2
Fantastic Four Rise Of The Silver Surfer
Halloween Resurrection
Spider-Man 3
Star Wars Episode 3

On top are the VHS's of

Nightmare on Elm Street 2
The Mummy Returns
Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Next Generation

A movie theater marquee with signs for: Evan Almighty Agent Cody Banks 2 Fantastic Four Rise Of The Silver Surfer Halloween Resurrection Spider-Man 3 Star Wars Episode 3 On top are the VHS's of Nightmare on Elm Street 2 The Mummy Returns Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Next Generation

The marquee at Josie Video has been updated for the season! This season's theme:
Bad/disappointing sequels

04.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you haven't listened to the song I play harmonica on, what are you doing? Go check it out! A TRANSGENDER IS MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC. It's a little folksy, a little country, and a little dreampoppy.

Also go listen to "Olivine" by Cult Company (same artist). I am blowing and sucking on that track.

03.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
02.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The girlies yearn for a parish.

28.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a vampire with long claws . Alt: a black and white photo of a vampire with long claws .

I loved Marty Supreme but I do wish they had stuck with the original bat-shit ending... Emphasis on "bat."

28.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Buddy Guy Tiny Desk is good shit.

27.02.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I yearn for the dance of my people.
youtu.be/XWdmi1rHO5g?...

27.02.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My one gripe with living in Colorado is that the white people here do that weird cringy solo spaz dance at concerts.

So glad Texas hasn't been infected with statewide jam band culture.

27.02.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Fucking likewise! Even though it was only for a couple of hours, hanging with Rae is constantly on our "We gotta do that again" list!

26.02.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@nerfcrucifix.bsky.social my love for you is like a truck

24.02.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is super important. Just watched a dear friend do the opposite and ended up volunteering everything to the cops. He got fucked so hard just because sadly he was uninformed about his rights and thought he was helping his case by talking to cops without a lawyer.

23.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was waiting for a Strut reference!

23.02.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lord, why, when I needed you most,
you have not been there for me?”

The Lord replied,
β€œThe times when you have
seen only one set of footprints,
is when Miga was taking a fuckin' wizz.

23.02.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dropped Josie off a couple of hours ago and I'm already sitting in the dark, twiddling my thumbs. Thursday can't come soon enough.

21.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Downriver

Last year, I provided some harmonica licks to a family friend on 2 songs on his new album. Well, the first single that I'm on came out today! The song itself is so beautiful and I'm so grateful to have been a part of it. Please enjoy "Downriver."

open.spotify.com/album/227kus...

20.02.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Camab sounds a person from an old testament Bible story ...

19.02.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0