More of a seven year cycle, like cicadas. The rope does come in handy though...
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More of a seven year cycle, like cicadas. The rope does come in handy though...
Okay, but.... *lesbians*.
Or maybe it was about wandering out to the desert to meet random foreign lesbians for high risk activities, dangling from a hundred feet by a 6mm piece of rope.
In which case: I mean... lesbians. Duh.
Not entirely sure *why* the tag, but I'll assume it's my tragic bisexuality and occasional dating app profile experience in which case...
Yes. Protip for guys: The bar for not sounding like a paychotic serial killer is WAY lower than yoh think it is. But you do have to try.
We’re excited to welcome Elizabeth Barron as the new Executive Director of The PHP Foundation! 🐘 💜
Elizabeth brings PHP community roots, open-source governance experience from GitHub & CHAOSS, and a passion for making PHP thrive for decades to come.
thephp.foundation/blog/2026/02...
#php #phpc
CARTOON OF THE DAY 😕
(From @andertoon.bsky.social )
NEVER THOUGHT I'D DIE FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE WITH A LIBERTARIAN TAXATION IS THEFT PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK JIP AND PUT YOUR GAS MASK ON
i am happy to fight for freedom with the libertarians but also, we don’t really need to *talk*
Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning
I am shocked! Shocked to discover gambling is taking place in this establishment,
CW: This clip may cause real, acute, physical pain. Watch with caution.
Oh look! It's the song my brain sings to me most every morning.
Middle aged white lady carrying a blue poster board sign with the words SEE YOU AT NUREMBERG FUCKERS
Froze my ass off at the Iowa City anti-ICE rally, but it was worth it
(Disclaimer: I am also "Charmingly 70s", as in GenX)
My aunt owned (still owns) a set of these lamps. I remember being captivated by the "flicker" bulbs in the base.
Do the ones you're looking at have flicker bulbs? They really complete the look.
I vote "charmingly 70s".
(FTAOD, I mean this style bulb: www.youtube.com/watch?v=muzB... )
Today is a big win for Illinois and American democracy.
I am glad the Supreme Court has ruled that Donald Trump did not have the authority to deploy the federalized guard in Illinois.
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
I'm sure it was someone here who skeeted that The Muppet Christmas Carol shows the perfect way to deal with billionaires - just have everyone sing at them whenever they're outside:
"There goes Mr Asshole, there goes Mr Dick".
Right.
Time to wash down the amphetamines with a monster energy drink and attempt to see and/or smell time.
"Tall" Your psych clearly has been rationing sanity.*
Sincerely, a properly tall confusing amphibious swamp lich, flitting across the Atlantic.
* I hope you take this random reply in good humor. I (188cm) find @goatsarah.org very smol and it's become a meme between us.
Easy answer:
Because to them, “Retro” is anything more than 10 years old… and that’s basically the EXACT point where tech flipped from being something that solved problems to something that sold subscriptions.
Kids aren’t stupid. They see it.
Shit flows downhill. When you're an executive, your outputs become someone else's problem. When you're doing the implementation, the gap in every half-assed idea and slipshod assumption becomes visible & it's your responsibility to fix it.
Reposting with alt text, so anyone can read this.
the 600 series...we spotted them easy
These Chicago turf wars are getting serious.
The two Garys.
Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that.
No phones, no staff, nothing.
I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!
its im asuming a bookstore with those words in the front on a poster
FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
The terrorism is coming from inside the house... of commons.
Cannot stress enough how it is already possible to report potholes www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
