this is sold as a cock ring (and is used as such) but it doubles as my favorite bracelet

someone called me a cuck trying to insult me the other day and i just asked, “Is there something wrong with that?”

SO REAL

marcie is a runt!

*pinch 😜

@technoshark74.bsky.social is threatening to give me one of those shitty little carabiners with a compass that doesn’t work on it. Like a child’s carabiner.

runt is very, very good

Buddy is almost finished! He sat in a box for a while after Christmas but it was Owner’s bday yesterday so we spent some time assembling models!

i do this too, when im not counting my footsteps

oh…oh my

mutt is very loveable indeed

Bad news everybun. I had to retie my shoes at work and the thought “what if these were velcro” formed unbidden. I think i might be broken.

I have a flexible tape measure if you ever need to borrow one! ^.^

your handwriting is so pretty! i can feel the contrition in your lines its very admirable

very scary…

Played the Parasite Mutant demo this weekend, it’s really good. One of the most “fuck it *i’ll* make the game” games i’ve ever played, you can tell the developer really loves Parasite Eve. Big recommend from me. Also short trench coat cut that it shows off the Absolute Territory of the android girl

very believable! i still don’t believe it but it’s a good effort!

i am an adult. i am an adult. i am an adult. i must anchor this fact into my mind lest i be torn asunder at Their hands.

thatss o awesome. She’s so Awesome. like definitionally. you are also awesome but like in an incredibly pathetic way that i can really relate to💜

whhat. omg holy shit thats so deliciously painful…

hhnnnnnfuck

oh…oh no. not kiddo…😭

Well, uh, they wouldn’t be *that* humiliating i don’t think…like what if it was simply just, uhm, practical to not have laces…like around heavy machinery that could catch them! Velcro shoes would really be a sign of maturity, right? Look how responsible and safe that girl is! Right? Right!?

you've ruined me and you're laughing and you're right to do it and im so fucking cooked because i find it hot 😭

mean to me...

@wannabewaifu.bsky.social forced me to look in the mirror. its my own fault that im just a pathetic little girl, one that she feels the need to buy new shoes. velcro. because of course my laces keep coming untied. i read Substitute Oedipus by @kallidorarho.bsky.social. internalized things. my fault.

I could probably do really cool things with this knowledge

a trusted puppy revealed to me some time ago that the idle clicking i do with my tongue sounds *remarkably* like a clicker

Is it weird that i love pouring cold water on my head when im in a hot bath? it robs me of breath and makes me gasp and the water is going down my face and into my nose and mouth and-

Yeah

praise…