Stimky Ophi🔞 ✨️9/15✨️

Commission for @qrook.bsky.social

Who would have thought you could connect so intimately with someone else ~w~🔥♥️?

Thanks for commissioning ^w^♥️

Hazelnut

Reminder that the only time Mastercard has flinched is when outrage was directed at them. Attacking platforms like SubscribeStar for Visa/Mastercard's extralegal censorship is exactly the deflection they want.

Heckin awesome

Doing this, thank you

I want these chocolates

I hate seeing human cocks, please stop jumpscaring me with them, i dont wanna see nudes its a fuckin jumpscare

If youre a normie and youre checking my profile because i just liked your comment, im so sorry for your eyes.... No im not, look harder

PIpi and Lord Tuye from Fabulous Beasts accidentally swapped bodies and Pipi upsets Tuye's gut with dog food, causing him to heavily defecate all over the house.

CW: #scat

I had to drop everything after watching the latest Fabulous Beast episode.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=slSA...

Holy shit

Consent is stored in the ankle.

they're literally mad about showing too much ankle

Comparative anatomy illustration showing different mammal species bones where all the knees point in the same direction, as they always have. Taken from the paper "Comparative anatomy and morphology of the knee in translational models for articular cartilage disorders. Part I: Large animals"

Comparative anatomist expert witness at the Furries v. Subscribestar trials:
Your honor, as exhibit A clearly demonstrates, all mammals have "human-like knee orientation." It is only the relative proportions of the limb segments that change.

Same problem here it fucking sucks

Ouughh its spilling out

I heard a few of the tos rules and i do agree its insane, it makes no sense on why theyre even doing stuff like this, but im too dum to wrap my little cat brain around 90% of things anyway lol

I dont know the entire situation but isnt it usually the payment processors that push these bizzare and stupid tos rules?

Big shits every wheee sketch com
Fo @leafeon.hyperscat.com #scat

Ill take 12

I think... The world is agaisnt me.

Is life just growing up, getting a job, going to the hospital and being in debt your whole life, because if so id like to unsubscribe from life right now

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Idfk how much this will cost me but ill just cover the rest ig please send help
ko-fi.com/sprinklesgla...

So i need an emergency extraction the tooth must be surgicly removed

I cant feel my mouth but i can still feel the tooth it hurts and everything else is static

Had to ho to the hospital, they perscribed me antibiotics for an infected tooth or some shit, if i dont get it removed they said it can get worse and idk how much this will cost, please send help

Send tweet

Small critter with a big distened tummy that ate way too much, laying on their belly feeling nauseas that starts throwing up till their tummy is empty and flat

Hell yeah

I feel sick and like im about to throw up..

Lets try this again, are there any stimky artists who may possibly be seeing this post 👀