Mark Anderson

Which honestly is not a bad plot, I just got tired of it. Andromeda Strain, Jurassic Park, ok, how many more of these do we need...

I agree. I would rather remove my own teeth with pliers than play these things.

So we're killing a bunch of people, causing an environmental disaster, AND making gas more expensive? This was a great fucking plan.

Yeah, like who was fighting to keep medicare so rural hospitals didn't close? Urban democrats.

Oh it's so good. I'm jealous you get to see it for the first time.

Yeah, that hits me where I live. No lies detected, however.

To quote Taylor Tomlinson's latest special, "I also wish that joke didn't work."

But calling them the Gestapo is too much because they're not dissapearing people? What the fuck do you call this monsterousness?

I think I may have liked this tweet back in the day. It honestly still made me laugh because I almost hear Sam trying to convince someone of this.

I mean, if Claude is conscious, then my linear algebra is conscious and I'm not cool with that possibility.

I agree and if we missed all 3, we might even be way better off.

"why are people so mad at genAI companies and evangelists for those tools?"

well, i might have some theories

They’re spending wayyy too much. All of them are spending too much, but OpenAI is orders of magnitudes.

I mean yeah, he hasn’t learned English yet either.

Pete Hegseth's murderous buffoonery, coming amid a lifetime in which he's betrayed everyone close to him and failed up from one disaster to the next, is a perfect example of how the appeal of Trumpism is that it creates a permission structure for people to openly be their worst selves

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Keegan-Michael Key as a substitute teacher.

This dude made his millions in car alarms, no less.

Apparently he does, I was confusing him with someone else.

I think these fuckers are gonna be sorry they did this shit in New York.

Nintendo also probably has better health care policy; Dr Mario believes in germ theory

Who would have guessed that the band that sings Bloody Sunday would get upset about extra judicial killings by the state?

There is a history of this too, like when Doctors were drafted. It does seem weird though. Do we actually need this?

Before 2024 it would have been a bit harder to answer I think.

That's genius shit. Gonna get the Gordon Gecko badge for that.

With this admin, I guess I should be happy they didn't double tap.

This is very entertaining even if I totally forgot what the hell they're even fighting about.

I was gonna say, I'd expect more awards. This is just like Pete Hegseth who just has like the good conduct medals and shit.

Yeah, the issue is widening the scope of the war and not picking up drowning soldiers as prisoners. But a warship is 100% fair game.

All the way back to "the best and the brightest" for Vietnam

And then says that it would prefer chess.