t u r b l e s's Avatar

t u r b l e s

@turbl.es

Keep all your potatoes in one room in a big fuck-off pile. CowboyandCricket.com Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/4cq4p Greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lahu62iykvd5bits4ho6csy/feed/aaaoxnv5gh3ja

353
Followers
252
Following
6,467
Posts
24.07.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by t u r b l e s @turbl.es

A comic with two panels. Top: ditto wearing a tie and looking at graphs on a computer titled "I'm tired of looking at the bad lightscreen"

Bottom: Ditto playing pokopia on a TV and smiling. "I'm want to go home & look at the good screen"

Trxyland signature

A comic with two panels. Top: ditto wearing a tie and looking at graphs on a computer titled "I'm tired of looking at the bad lightscreen" Bottom: Ditto playing pokopia on a TV and smiling. "I'm want to go home & look at the good screen" Trxyland signature

12.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 3997 πŸ” 1302 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 37
Post image
01.02.2025 16:47 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
Post image

Cheat Codes for The Sims

13.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 207 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

If it is not at my house when i get home tonight im going to punch pikachu in the butthole

13.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh baby girl

13.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Got me good in the middle of the airport

13.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing like seeing straight couples at the airport to confirm that all men are trolls with women 50 times more beautiful than they deserve

13.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They are going for nothing short of broodmothers

13.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you ever think about how we haven’t even made it through a whole generation of women who feel they can opt to not have kids before we’re getting shoved back into it?

13.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a BANGER

13.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I spent the day with liberals and they kept doing gallows humor about Iran but nobody wanted to laugh at my gallows humor about how many kids are dead

I just like

Don’t get it

13.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An illustrated portrait of a bald elf named Solas who is from the fantasy game Dragon Age Inquisition.

An illustrated portrait of a bald elf named Solas who is from the fantasy game Dragon Age Inquisition.

Solas nation where you at??? #SolasDragonAge #DragonAgeInquisition #FenHarel #InquisitorLavellansBoyToy

13.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
Post image

not the onion

12.03.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 2817 πŸ” 543 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 44
Book cover for Carmilla by Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu. The cover depicts Carmilla leaning her head against Laura's while she embraces her, Laura doesn't shy away from Carmillas touch but seems shy to reciprocate. They're framed by a red pointed arch, a devil and an angel and some baroque ornaments.

Book cover for Carmilla by Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu. The cover depicts Carmilla leaning her head against Laura's while she embraces her, Laura doesn't shy away from Carmillas touch but seems shy to reciprocate. They're framed by a red pointed arch, a devil and an angel and some baroque ornaments.

A crop.

A crop.

Carmilla πŸ©ΈπŸ–€

04.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 1632 πŸ” 707 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 3

This is so fucking horrifying and unacceptable. This guy needs to lose his job and also be thrown into a briar patch.

11.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey folks who flush every time they make a noise while pooping STOP THAT you’re wasting so much water and nobody cares and if they do they’re the ones being rude

11.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m on a work trip and I mentioned to a colleague that I have a couple friends who do stand up and they thought it was *cool*

Amazing world we live in

11.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m gonna be honest that’s exactly what I thought a game dev looked like

10.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

For what do you hunger? 🐝

09.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1230 πŸ” 384 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
Cory Booker
@CoryBooker β€’ Nov 6, 2012
...
Yes. RT @_Take_This_Dick: Do Newark Public Schools Have School Tomorrow?
17
LT 182
283
il
Cory Booker
@CoryBooker β€’ Aug 30, 2011
Replying to @Jah2Raw4Yall
Good 2 meet u. Thanks for your patience RT @AgentSick_Fuck So me and @liv_neverPG jus met @corybooker cool down to earth guy #underwood
...
135
6
=l
企
Cory Booker
@CoryBooker β€’ Nov 3, 2012
RT @BIG_BOOBS_CARLY: this is crazy the south word to be exact saint james & ther areas around it had no power since mon i have a cold and we
...
5
{7 23
25
=l
贝
企
Cory Booker
@CoryBooker β€’ Nov 3, 2012
...
Replying to @BIG_BOOBS_CARLY
I understand ur frustration.More teams coming in 2help. Please let me know what I can do 2help in the meantime u can DM me @BIG_BOOBS_CARLY
74
LT 1.1K
1.7K
=l
δΈͺ

Cory Booker @CoryBooker β€’ Nov 6, 2012 ... Yes. RT @_Take_This_Dick: Do Newark Public Schools Have School Tomorrow? 17 LT 182 283 il Cory Booker @CoryBooker β€’ Aug 30, 2011 Replying to @Jah2Raw4Yall Good 2 meet u. Thanks for your patience RT @AgentSick_Fuck So me and @liv_neverPG jus met @corybooker cool down to earth guy #underwood ... 135 6 =l 企 Cory Booker @CoryBooker β€’ Nov 3, 2012 RT @BIG_BOOBS_CARLY: this is crazy the south word to be exact saint james & ther areas around it had no power since mon i have a cold and we ... 5 {7 23 25 =l 贝 企 Cory Booker @CoryBooker β€’ Nov 3, 2012 ... Replying to @BIG_BOOBS_CARLY I understand ur frustration.More teams coming in 2help. Please let me know what I can do 2help in the meantime u can DM me @BIG_BOOBS_CARLY 74 LT 1.1K 1.7K =l δΈͺ

Anyways the best thing he did as a politician was to listen to his constituents as Mayor of Newark even if they had really funny names

09.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 196 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

The man next to me is watching a Facebook video called β€œpopcorn saved me from an abuser”

09.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the real draw is it’d let me have a third monitor without as much desk space just a little bit

09.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

need to figure out something to do that isnt looking at this website

08.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s so cooool I want oneeee

09.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aw man I have one but it only does the west side

09.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫑

08.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 5700 πŸ” 1063 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 51
Post image

Tom Hardy feeds his dog spicy food every day

"I don't like him"

(Source: tinyurl.com/y9mpcsp5)

08.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 280 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Is that a third vertical widescreen monitor????

09.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s amazing how many people wil have a long and long FaceTime in a public place where everyone is tired and bored

09.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a criminal doing crime

09.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0