Horrible treeeee :D

The diseased, dying mind of the British State decided a year or so ago that Paddington Bear was The Grim Reaper and that is not even in the top 10 of the weirdest things that have happened.

The concept is haunting me

"A pot noodle is really just a wet bag of crisps." @jabbathecatt.bsky.social
I mean.

the back of a bright painted Warhammer miniature. A pink skinned sorcerer in blue robes with lots of eyeballs.

A brightly painted Warhammer figure, a pink skinned sorcerer in blue robes, with lots of eyeballs

Finished up my Gaunt Summoner of Tzeentch! Very pleased with the head detail here, and the feathers.

Yikes 0_o

First secret santa present painted! Nightmare Nibbler - apparently they eat bad dreams. Very pleased with the galaxy effect on this.

Nah, it was overnight (or early morning?). No more branches for you yet :P

It's fucken' WIMDY O_o

it's time to rob the dragon
it's time for elven sights
it's time for giant spiders
on the hobbit show tonight
it's time for bilbo's birthday
it's time for barrow wights
it's time to fight the nazgûl
on the hobbit show tonight

Retcon all you want Disney, but some things are forever. I go to Chicago and see the SEARS Tower, I go to that other site to TWEET, and goddamnit I go to the Star Wars cantina for the JIZZ

A lemon that appears to be devouring a smaller lemon on the tree

Citronos devouring his children (2022)

Aw, bus driver just let me nip out at the next stop to release a big opillione that had hitched a ride in my Bag Of Apples so it didn't get smushed :)

Based the Beachmech 🏝️🤖🍻

Perfect

A miniature cyborg, painted as though his dramatic cloak is made of Hawaiian shirt fabric

Skitarii Marshal for the Beachmech. Aimed for wisteria, hit grapes, happy with the result 😆

Sicarian detail 2:

Sicarian detail 1:

Skitarii detail 2:

Skitarii detail 1:

Beach themed Admech Kill Team all painted (not based yet; need to decide how to make 'sand' different enough from my 1Ks). 🏝️🤖🏝️
Freehand intensive in-joke that Escalated :P