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yeah

07.02.2026 09:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This already happened for real.. The Onion is struggling to be more ridiculous than real life, I don't blame them.

24.01.2026 18:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rare Starmer W

10.01.2026 08:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or is this some kinda skit in order to announce a goodwill and pr repair kit?

11.12.2025 22:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shame on you for this and shame on you for hiding replies.

11.12.2025 22:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

03.11.2025 22:30 👍 29786 🔁 7838 💬 872 📌 506

Will there be a video?

15.10.2025 07:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not only is it frankly unsafe to be a pedestrian in Dundee, it makes the city so uninviting. Can we as a society stop making spaces this car-centric. It's as if this city is one for cars where we humans are foreigners.. More human spaces, please!

24.09.2025 13:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Was #Dundee designed by an American? Who in their right mind allocates SIX LANES for cars in a CITY CENTRE?? Not to mention the eternity you, as a pedestrian wait for the pedestrian lights to go green. And then when it finally does you don't even get enough time to get to the other end of the road!!

24.09.2025 13:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
14.09.2025 11:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Charlie Kirk once said that empathy does a lot of damage. I would usually disagree, but in his honor I will, just this once, agree with this sentiment for this evening.

10.09.2025 22:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, Satan down in hell's gonna have a lot of new friends down there in the seventh layer.

28.08.2025 08:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh damn! I couldn't make it to Gamescom this year. Please tell me you'll be there next year..

25.08.2025 08:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A WW2-era American propaganda poster adjusted to be a commentary on today's America.

A WW2-era American propaganda poster adjusted to be a commentary on today's America.

The relevance and similarities of this WW2 era American propaganda poster to Nazi-germany are horrifying. #trump #usa #fafo #politics

18.08.2025 08:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gdi Red, something came up so I won't be able to make it! As a mod of your official Discord it'd have been lovely to run into you. Way to rub it in /j Perhaps someday.. are you coming next year?

18.08.2025 08:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can any #biologist tell me why a couple hours after a huge nearby industrial fire my street was utterly invaded by a never-before-seen army of flies. Have never seen such a large amount of flies in one spot before. I live ~1.5km from the fire. #biology 🤔

08.08.2025 09:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But then there would have had to be an actual bullet, no? Which would mean they either actually took the sniper shot which would be an insane risk to take, may end up hitting the nazi fuck. That, or there would have been a second gun behind Trump but that would have been seen by too many people.

19.07.2025 16:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What about the people who allegedly died?

19.07.2025 16:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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08.07.2025 20:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't get it. Israel knows what it's like, how could they do it to another? Baffling.

22.06.2025 23:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ben Shapiro getting all upset at the parade coverage as though he isn't used to taking part in activities where no one comes

15.06.2025 03:19 👍 17919 🔁 2369 💬 445 📌 157
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a garbage can is sitting in the middle of a flooded yard . ALT: a garbage can is sitting in the middle of a flooded yard .

Happy Parade Day!

14.06.2025 12:21 👍 417 🔁 52 💬 11 📌 0

God I am getting increasingly desperate for a new Horizon game. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Just announce one already! Shut up and take my money! GIMME! #horizon

12.06.2025 07:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Borbger

08.06.2025 05:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I am absolutely stoked to announce that I have been invited by @redbullgaming.bsky.social & @bandainamcoeu.bsky.social to take part in the #EldenRingNightreign Launch Event at the #RedBullGamingSphere in London at 6pm on Friday 31st May 2025!

#eldenringnightreign #redbullgaming #bandainamco

27.05.2025 13:52 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1

I ran out of my #ADHD meds and so did most pharmacies because with the exams on the horizon there's been a surge of people buying it, likely with intent to supply. It sucks bc people like me who need it may run out of meds I need to function bc people abuse the drug, exhausting supply.

22.05.2025 07:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had a roommate tell me @ramiismail.com is in Night at the Museum.. wrong Rami. 😂

15.05.2025 09:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's all fun and games until it has to be fun and a game

27.05.2024 21:31 👍 2376 🔁 457 💬 18 📌 18

I wish America and its people all the best, but I am not sure what America stands for anymore. When us Europeans speak of the US, it's a cautionary tale, not a celebration. It's what happens when you value the profit of corporations over your own people. Best of luck.

08.05.2025 12:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish people would stop fighting amongst their own class, complaining about how LGBTQ people literally just exist, mind their own business and realize that the real enemy isn't your neighbor, but the rich billionaires who wouldn't think twice to stab everyone in the back for a .1% increase in $.

08.05.2025 12:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0