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@eepy.party

A soggy salamander riddled with anxiety

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Turns out there was a huge wind storm that maybe damaged our roof...
IDK if I should be grateful or annoyed that the anxious feelings in the morning have been so accurate now that the generalized anxiety disorder is managed better

14.03.2026 06:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With how bad things are over there it almost feels wrong not to these days :p

14.03.2026 06:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something feels off today, hope everyone's doing okay

13.03.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

State mandated Sex Appreciation and Child Genital Inspection Department, coming soon to an elementary school near you

12.03.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jagex own support website says if you want to change payment method to just resub...

which would now end your grandfathered rate...

Attempting to trick your most loyal players into losing a long time member benefit is probably a new low

10.03.2026 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#osrs
Not excited about jagex making it easier to lose your grandfathered membership rate at the same time as a price hike and removing the 6 month sub option for 0 new benefits, not even a second character slot or anything

๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€ $15 btw ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€

10.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how the fuck do you people have time to go to the gym i barely have time to be a person

08.03.2026 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Genuinely watch much less yt because of this and their showing stuff from channels I'm not subscribed to just because someone I am subscribed to is in it.
Like yes I like that person's main channel, no I don't care they went on a podcast I've never heard of please stop trying to make me watch it

09.03.2026 07:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mike's hard global financial collapse

09.03.2026 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 76 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awake... But at what cost

06.03.2026 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly can't tell if this is a joke because when I went through the airport during the earlier shutdown the TSA agents were cheering "chug chug chug" to some lady who forgot to empty her water bottle before getting to the scanner

05.03.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok writing a little thing and as soon as it compiles it Just Works โ„ข๏ธ and is somehow lighting fast even with a debug build is just beautiful

05.03.2026 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oops... :3

04.03.2026 01:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
notification from uptimerobot:
"cqql.site/chaosbtn is DOWN!
HTTP 404 - Not Found"

notification from Newt on Bluesky:
"Newt to @cqql.site
Was making some improvements to my
button writer and seeing how fast it could
go, and now it's 404ing so hopefully
you're working on it otherwise i may have
managed to kill it :3c"

notification from uptimerobot: "cqql.site/chaosbtn is DOWN! HTTP 404 - Not Found" notification from Newt on Bluesky: "Newt to @cqql.site Was making some improvements to my button writer and seeing how fast it could go, and now it's 404ing so hopefully you're working on it otherwise i may have managed to kill it :3c"

@eepy.party will do this to your infrastructure

03.03.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rust Lang is oddly compelling for how difficult it is to learn

Coming from mostly python I find myself doing little projects in rust so much slower but something just keeps making me pick rust

01.03.2026 06:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a dapper little fellow
#osrs #runescape

27.02.2026 15:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the game Old School Rune Scape showing the collection log for the cow boss Brutus, displaying one rare pet, 74 mooleta a low level offhand, 63 bottomless milk buckets, and 16 cow slippers obtained in 2372 kills before finally getting "Beef" the cow pet

A screenshot of the game Old School Rune Scape showing the collection log for the cow boss Brutus, displaying one rare pet, 74 mooleta a low level offhand, 63 bottomless milk buckets, and 16 cow slippers obtained in 2372 kills before finally getting "Beef" the cow pet

I am dry so that others may be wet
#osrs

27.02.2026 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gz on the beef!

26.02.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Making sure you're not a bot!

Does this count?
gitlab.freedesktop.org/xorg/xserver...

26.02.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a notification from bluesky where the user XLibre replied saying 
"Could you please provide a source for your claim that the creator of XLibre was banned for submitting breaking patches to Xorg?"

A screenshot of a notification from bluesky where the user XLibre replied saying "Could you please provide a source for your claim that the creator of XLibre was banned for submitting breaking patches to Xorg?"

Forgot to mention apparently spends way too much time searching up his own name & project to argue with people

26.02.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This reminds me of that one person who made a chat room with css but much more cursed... Well done

24.02.2026 10:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is now a good time to shill openSUSE tumbleweed?
It's a rolling release with automated testing to catch broken packages
Comes with snapper for rollbacks ootb just in case and I've personally gone about 2 months without updates while I was on a trip and it updated without issues

21.02.2026 08:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

According to Wikipedia, yes
They switched to a heating element in 2011

19.02.2026 10:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know much but the guy who started it got smacked down by Linus on the kernel mailing list because he said the COVID vaccine "...basically creates a new humanoid race..."

Was also apparently banned from submitting patches to xorg for breaking things which is probably why the fork exists

19.02.2026 10:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is almost 4am, I long for the days of eepy
It is with great sorrow I must admit I have eeped too greatly and I must begin to limit my eeping, lest I am never properly eepy again

19.02.2026 08:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My guess is people who hate Microsoft enough to run Linux, hate Wayland for some reason, and hate minorities in general

So maybe a 4chan user who frequents both /g/ and /pol/ ?

19.02.2026 08:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

X.org is alright but that "xlibre" fork of x.org is pretty racist from what I've heard

18.02.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I appreciate your commitment to the bit, and I wish you a grand harvest of penis data!

18.02.2026 05:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked

06.09.2025 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3354 ๐Ÿ” 970 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

I'm in this photo and I don't like it

16.02.2026 06:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0