Oliver H.G. Mason 📉

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Yeah, thanks

【Ado】ビバリウム（instrumental） YouTube video by Ado

"hmm yes, you know what this needs? Maybe just a little smidge of Math Rock. Yes that's good, just a little more."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=icVQ...

the "filter search console to longer queries, this is AI visibility" feels like talented trolling

『MAGIC』by ADO - Bass cover (w/ TABS) YouTube video by Bass Volte

thank you youtube sidebar (what the fuck):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m20l...

This sketch pops into my head a lot -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4lT...

e.g. I imagine this started off with the producer asking for a very straightforward bassline and the bassist talking themself into this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2H-...

I'm a fan for anything above minimum production value if it's an excuse to spray the audience with fake blood.

a mostly nude man covered in fake blood with a rubber neanderthal mask on dancing onstage at a GHOUL gig. I think he is wearing the Gutbucket on his head.

youtu.be/aZVPAcOtXcM?...

not a cell phone in sight. just people living in the moment

When agencies build 'linkable assets' or microsites that they host and publish on the client's website via an iframe or reverse proxy or whatever.

I keep finding covid-era skeleton pages where the agency has stopped paying to host or just deleted.

You might claw some money back there.

Settings > Crawl stats > Crawl requests: Moved temporarily (302)

Response Moved temporarily (302)

AI-powered configuration experiment Hey the crawl stats report is showing 307 responses as 302s what the fuck Request could not be processed. Try rephrasing or use the manual controls.

Search Console will tell you a 307 is a 302.

Won't even pretend to apologise.

support.google.com/webmasters/a...

I'm guessing this setting just doesn't appear if you are using Merchant Centre already?

Shopping Shipping and returns 0 shipping policy, 0 returns policy

I don't remember seeing this before in GSC under 'Settings'

Alert I have not seen before.

My homepage, /index.xml

Hello everyone! I am working on something and could use your help. If you pay for Claude code, please type npx ccusage@latest into your terminal and send me a screenshot of your usage from the last month, along with your level of subscription ($20/100/200). I would be so grateful!

A hallucination of Guitar Wolf berates Ace in the 1999 movie Wild Zero "Love has no borders, nationalities, or genders!"

A man in a white polo shirt with white side laced hot pants and a bob wig drinks milk

Ace stands holding a crowbar in front of a backlit door Caption reads "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!"

A window of a building explodes as someone jumps out of it Caption: ROCK'N'ROLL!!!!!!!!

Cinema.

lean ON

I expect there will be a few more books from different department perspectives with similarly uncomfortable and messed up scenarios.

"Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this...."

- me, thinking about comparing this to 'Careless People' (Facebookbook).

Started reading 'Bad Blood' (Theranos book) - I'm finding it hard to not think about Steamed Hams with most of the deflections.

Also Cheesoid.

Comment gating is inherently degrading.

All parties would be better off if they admitted this and leaned into it.

Chrome automatically upgrades HTTP to HTTPS so you don't see the HTTP page. However, Googlebot sees and uses it to influence the sitename & favicon selection.

the freedom to say your homepage is a pdf
the freedom from Google indexing your homepage

Oliver Mason no longer has access to the chat. You can't send messages because you are not a member of the chat.

Most people rejected his message. They hated him because he told them the truth.

At the risk of overselling how much of a real world issue this is (it really isn't for 99.99% of sites I'd imagine), I added functionality to tamethebots.com/tools/fetch-... to cap text based files to 2 MB to simulate this.

my monumental greed sickens me

(I guess I could make it arbitrarily 64MB for Googlebot? I've done that before. See if it reindexes first, then do the whole website)

Settings > Crawl stats > ohgm.co.uk >Crawl requests: PDF

Time 2/4/26, 2:55PM URL https://ohgm.co.uk/ Response OK (200)

freedom

Excerpt from a Guardian story: "Norway’s head coach Magnus Brevik, assistant coach Thomas Lobben, and staff member Adrian Livelten were also banned for 18 months for their involvement in the scheme, which made the jumpers’ suits larger and therefore reduced their descent rate due to the bigger wingspan. One study in the scientific journal Frontiers found that every 2cm in suit size circumference reduced drag by 4% and increased lift by 5%. It said that a 2cm change in the suits was equivalent to an extra 5.8 metres in jump length. However Bild has now claimed that jumpers have switched to other methods to game the system when they are measured for their suits, data for which is taken by a 3D scanner from the lowest point of their genitals. They include injecting acid into their penises or putting clay in their underwear to make their measurements temporarily bigger and therefore their suits looser for when they compete. The newspaper quoted a doctor, Kamran Karim, who said: “It is possible to achieve a temporary, visual thickening of the penis by injecting paraffin or hyaluronic acid. Such an injection is not medically indicated and is associated with risks.”"

ski jump penis doping story only underscores the advantages of shape and drape over slim fit clothing

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

finally, AI can help writers with the boring business of world- building so we can get down to the fun stuff: search-engine optimization

awful AI shitslop image of a train in a sort of Scottish looking city that's blue and has a logo on the side formed of a lightning bolt in a thick circle

that same logo in its original blue and red colours, which happens to be the literal flag of the British Union of Fascists

Top tip: to avoid having the British Union of Fascists logo on the side of your mock-up train, don't use horrible text-to-image AI slop instead of actual designers and artists.
www.scotsman.com/news/transpo...

tfw born too early to work in digital PR

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org