Stachler

Is that real? What is that?

A big reason why we’re here is Trump has long spoken like he honestly believes trade deficits are some sort of fee America pays and should retaliate against and most people in the media were like “he can’t actually mean that, that’s way too stupid” so they covered him like he meant something else.

Gonna Venmo request a bunch of people in the Trump administration and see what happens

Every so often the news delivers

Think about that 60-some-year-old South Korean senator who was literally climbing over walls to vote for impeachment as martial law was imposed in the country and then looking at…. Chuck Schumer.

I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.

Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.

A thread.

A modern home in Pacific Palisades survived the fire while all the homes around it burned. It was luck, but also it was made to withstand a wildfire, and it did.

I spoke with the architect who designed it, plus other architects, about designing for disaster: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

remarkable to me that far from seeming cool or masculine zuck seems like an even bigger loser — the kind of nerd who preemptively gives his lunch money to the bully and thanks him for the opportunity

The head of Greenland should issue a demand to Trump: Before any discussions of buying Greenland's independence starts, Trump has to replace Columbus Day with Erik the Red Day.

Massive Google slop that’s all fake.

Someone on Reddit searched for (the non-existent) John Wick 5, and Google spared no expense to lie to them.

Washington Post Cartoonist Quits After Jeff Bezos Cartoon Is Killed The cartoon, by Ann Telnaes, depicted the owner of The Post, Jeff Bezos, and other billionaires genuflecting toward a statue of President-elect Donald Trump.

Ann Telnaes, a Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist for The Washington Post, said on Friday evening that she was resigning after the newspaper’s opinions section rejected a cartoon depicting The Post’s owner, Jeff Bezos, and other billionaires genuflecting toward a statue of President-elect Trump.

Nuts

I made a chart

Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:

Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.

Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub

a cartoon of a man and a boy with the words when life gives you lemons ALT: a cartoon of a man and a boy with the words when life gives you lemons

My single prediction for 2025 in tech: Trump is asking for the delay in ban/force sale going into effect, so Elon can make a bid for TikTok, prolly with involvement from Larry Ellison (again) and other Twitter investors (again) in order to turn a lemon into rancid lemonade. China will cooperate.

LMFAO

I assure you I’m not ever as excited as my use of exclamation points in texts would would make it seem.

Happy to start the new year on the blue sky instead of the Twitter mordor sky

Wonderful

Werner Herzog saing so i shouted- Happy New Year, losers!

Werner Herzog 📽️

House comment to this: “Korean efficiency. What can I say?”

I helped with Space Jam 🤷🏻‍♂️

It’s weird to think that Elon Musk will end up having paid far less for the United States Government than he did for Twitter

Flying towards 23 million! @bsky.app

There it is

The Fox News TV has been stuck on this for over a week at the gym

Bluesky.

Has.

"The Juice."

Hard to argue with this