Jim Wr𝘶bel

Signage for "Excel Church"

"You know who else pivoted a table?"

Falcons going after Tua

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Is it November already

Bundtmobile

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Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)" In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food". Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!" Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMS™®! ©1996 Skinner family All rights reserved" From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists". Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene. Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."

Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic

(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

This is entirely beside the point, but I have to share it.

I recently read that Ser Raymun Fossoway is the most Tallahassee coded man in Westeros.

He fights to the death for a country bumpkin buddy he met two days ago mostly because he wants to get back at his fuckass cousin.

Also every time I get a drink with a lime in it: "I'm saved by the bouyancy of citrus!"

These, and "Kit Kat has the name of the candy imprinted in the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate!"

Name a cover of a song that you love more than the original

Garth Brooks’ Shameless is more well known, but lately it’s

youtu.be/a5LEc9lucrg?...

The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

Sisu: Road to Revenge
Directed by Jalmari Helander
Cinematography by Mika Orasmaa
#hopewatches

Tom Morello!? Florence + The Machine!? Dierks Bentley? This guys is like the Forrest Gump of songwriting!

A scene from True Detective: Night Country depicting a block of frozen scientists in a hockey rink

My yard when the first snow thaw uncovers all the dog shit from the past several weeks

Oh, and how could I forget this absolute banger www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdht...

Post a banger not in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=M00S...

Back to back brutal Super Bowls for Drakes

this game isn’t boring, the nfl is simply appealing to a global audience by incorporating more kicking into football

Gives new meaning to “I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly”

I’ve learned so much today!

a lego diarama version of the hot dog suit scene from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE, complete with tiny hot dog suited tim robinson and hot dog car, all the business people have scowling faces

photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭

I also came i to the replies hoping to understand what “expired” means in this context

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Great answer.

Marshawn Lynch
Chappell Roan
Orville Peck
Daniel Craig but only as Benoit Blanc