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Guitarist, saxophonist, and fanatical Indy Eleven supporter

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Thirsty Star Trek The Original Series scene. Ol' pointy ear Spock is "piloting a shuttlecraft" if you know what I mean.  He's looking up and concentrating hard. Closed caption reads, "The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive."

Thirsty Star Trek The Original Series scene. Ol' pointy ear Spock is "piloting a shuttlecraft" if you know what I mean. He's looking up and concentrating hard. Closed caption reads, "The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive."

#HappyValentinesDay

15.02.2026 03:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2300 ๐Ÿ” 492 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
Brand New Moves (Hey Violet cover)
Brand New Moves (Hey Violet cover) YouTube video by Rachel Claire Hoots

new video! and it's a cover of a Hey Violet song! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSe0...

24.01.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's best for my mental health to stay the hell away from the internet today.

But, now and forever, fuck ICE

24.01.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3260 ๐Ÿ” 320 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

museums are cool because the people who work there are like look at this neat thing and you're like wow that is neat and you just do it over and over again until it is time to go

20.01.2026 03:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3516 ๐Ÿ” 766 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45 ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and fury. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"

Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and fury. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"

18.01.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3424 ๐Ÿ” 1159 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
A custom sticker in the fashion of Smash Bros GAME! graphic that instead says Gay.

A custom sticker in the fashion of Smash Bros GAME! graphic that instead says Gay.

Stickers you can immediately hear.

13.01.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 15030 ๐Ÿ” 4114 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87 ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
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this CD is pretty damn good

13.01.2026 02:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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guitar practice today!

12.01.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I don't love that I have to do this almost every year

04.01.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chelsea sacked Maresca. I'm going to fucking riot

01.01.2026 12:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Star Trek Deep Space 9 scene. We're in a hall of some kind, kind of smoky and dimly lit like a bar in Wisconsin after 8pm. Lots of Klingons are sitting and chatting in the background, must be meat raffle night. Up close, Worf and another Klingon are standing and talking. The other Klingon kind of looks like if Sisko was wearing Klingon loaf in disguise. Both have long and luscious flowing hair and are dressed in traditional Klingon uniforms with silver plated shoulder/chestal areas. Closed caption reads, "The idea is to eat, drink, stay awake all night."

Star Trek Deep Space 9 scene. We're in a hall of some kind, kind of smoky and dimly lit like a bar in Wisconsin after 8pm. Lots of Klingons are sitting and chatting in the background, must be meat raffle night. Up close, Worf and another Klingon are standing and talking. The other Klingon kind of looks like if Sisko was wearing Klingon loaf in disguise. Both have long and luscious flowing hair and are dressed in traditional Klingon uniforms with silver plated shoulder/chestal areas. Closed caption reads, "The idea is to eat, drink, stay awake all night."

31.12.2025 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1002 ๐Ÿ” 309 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

every day this year I ranked my mood on a scale of one to five and I would like everyone to know that over the course of the year, my average happiness was a 3.81 out of 5 and honestly? That feels pretty good all things considered.

01.01.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those that should feel shame rarely do and those that shouldnโ€™t are often made to

Never be ashamed of the person you truly are

28.12.2025 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 61 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
An excel spreadsheet with each cell filled with the word Gloria

An excel spreadsheet with each cell filled with the word Gloria

23.12.2025 03:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 809 ๐Ÿ” 294 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in the ol' transporter room with the fun ceiling circles and trippy backdrop panels. Kirk and a lady officer, we'll call her Cheryl, are standing on the platform. He's turned towards and looking at her with some anxious energy it seems. She is looking straight forward, as if to purposefully not regard him. (Total power move) Closed caption reads:
Lady officer Cheryl: "Don't you remember?" 
Kirk: "The science lab Christmas party. Yes, I remember."

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in the ol' transporter room with the fun ceiling circles and trippy backdrop panels. Kirk and a lady officer, we'll call her Cheryl, are standing on the platform. He's turned towards and looking at her with some anxious energy it seems. She is looking straight forward, as if to purposefully not regard him. (Total power move) Closed caption reads: Lady officer Cheryl: "Don't you remember?" Kirk: "The science lab Christmas party. Yes, I remember."

Alt in pic 1, happy holidays, friendos

Alt in pic 1, happy holidays, friendos

24.12.2025 14:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 688 ๐Ÿ” 144 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated

22.12.2025 01:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1282 ๐Ÿ” 143 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I swear if Chelsea sack Maresca I will throw a fit

16.12.2025 10:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Colts are playing a 44 year old who last took a snap half a decade ago against a team who the last time they fielded a defense this good it was called The Legion of Boom. Philip Rivers is going to die on the field

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

14.12.2025 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Drummity drum drum drum

14.12.2025 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...

04.12.2025 05:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2135 ๐Ÿ” 218 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Hello to everyone in town for the Big Ten Championship. I recommend the Hi-Fi, Sam's Silver Circle, and flipping off Mike Braun if you see him

05.12.2025 12:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

05.12.2025 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 22771 ๐Ÿ” 6779 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 633 ๐Ÿ“Œ 415
Golden - Huntrix Cover
Golden - Huntrix Cover YouTube video by Rachel Claire Hoots

youtu.be/RrZsyohWtSI

20.11.2025 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Riker is sitting in quarters, probably in November but we cannot be sure. Some nice gentle orange mood lighting glows in from the future space window. That's about all that's happening visually. Closed caption reads, "The beard is an ancient and proud tradition."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Riker is sitting in quarters, probably in November but we cannot be sure. Some nice gentle orange mood lighting glows in from the future space window. That's about all that's happening visually. Closed caption reads, "The beard is an ancient and proud tradition."

17.11.2025 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1247 ๐Ÿ” 244 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

17.11.2025 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 5911 ๐Ÿ” 895 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74 ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
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My obligatory northern lights picture ๐Ÿฅฐ

12.11.2025 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water

08.11.2025 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2938 ๐Ÿ” 462 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

happy baseball to all who celebrate

02.11.2025 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1190 ๐Ÿ” 106 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Made the Light
Made the Light YouTube video by Rachel Claire Hoots

New original song! Celebrating buying a drum kit by throwing a blues together for the hell of it youtu.be/p0qNBqEfWOA?...

31.10.2025 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It still doesn't feel real that the Indy Eleven season is over. It just ended with such a whimper I barely noticed

28.10.2025 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0