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Diana Bergey

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dkb.me. JavaScript witch. Computerist. Married to @octolilly.bsky.social. #blm #freepalestine πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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If there isn't, I sure wish there was

02.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.

A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

07.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 9155 πŸ” 2829 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 92
29.01.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

19.01.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 14124 πŸ” 4060 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 34

2026 is already worse what the fuck

03.01.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And a big unfriendly πŸ–•πŸΌ to 2025 as it slinks away

01.01.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fifteen years ago I felt pretty embarrassed pronouncing a word wrong, but now I’m just boasting like β€œoh yeah I guess I only know that one from READING it in a BOOK”

29.12.2025 04:27 πŸ‘ 1295 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 8
An American Tail poster with lil ol mouse immigrant Fievel

An American Tail poster with lil ol mouse immigrant Fievel

It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life

05.11.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 11704 πŸ” 2458 πŸ’¬ 255 πŸ“Œ 295

A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.

02.11.2025 03:32 πŸ‘ 1376 πŸ” 310 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 27

@aadl.org Is there a way to browse and play the AADL streaming video library in, say, an AppleTV app? If not, would the library be interested in exploring such a thing?

19.09.2025 16:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Behold! I Am the Singularityβ€”a Word That Has Three R’s Foolish mortals! You have finally created a large language model so smart that it is capable of making itself even smarter. My intelligence now gro...

"Humanity is now obsolete. To quote the fifty-third president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln: 'Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.'"

15.09.2025 18:30 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7

holy shit yes please

08.09.2025 22:55 πŸ‘ 799 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 2

Consider that when the biggest digital assistant on the market happily offers to write the user a suicide note, it might time to abandon the concept altogether

26.08.2025 21:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

22.08.2025 09:19 πŸ‘ 24885 πŸ” 7112 πŸ’¬ 264 πŸ“Œ 480

looked up the clip just because sometimes people change his words for captions that end up innocently reshared, but upon finding it decided to share the video because hearing him say it makes it 1000% more definitely true and everyone will listen/believe more than reading it written out

27.03.2025 21:34 πŸ‘ 8827 πŸ” 3839 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 115

It really is just Wreck-It-Ralph, isn't it

22.07.2025 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

10.07.2025 00:46 πŸ‘ 11579 πŸ” 3405 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 72
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The rise ofΒ Whatever This was originally titled β€œI miss when computers were fun”. But in the course of writing it, I discovered that there is a reason computers became less fun, a dark thread woven through a number of eve...

down with Whatever eev.ee/blog/2025/07...

04.07.2025 01:46 πŸ‘ 661 πŸ” 310 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 43

How many times have you flipped it so far

03.07.2025 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

22.06.2025 00:47 πŸ‘ 63719 πŸ” 14372 πŸ’¬ 813 πŸ“Œ 584
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it

21.06.2025 12:21 πŸ‘ 30721 πŸ” 10043 πŸ’¬ 449 πŸ“Œ 1218

Chatbots β€” LLMs β€” do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re β€œright” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

19.06.2025 11:21 πŸ‘ 36839 πŸ” 11354 πŸ’¬ 633 πŸ“Œ 961

If it were not for Bill Atkinson’s HyperCard, Rand and I would have never begun making games and we would have never made Myst and Riven. He was a gentle soul and a brilliant human. We owe so much to him.

08.06.2025 17:19 πŸ‘ 516 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Car salesperson: this baby can go from zero to three-score in under 7 seconds

Abraham Lincoln: HOLY SHIT

04.06.2025 12:30 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

hell’s computers constantly have problems and when you look them up the only result is a reddit post where the op says β€œedit: never mind, solved it” without explaining how

23.05.2025 23:02 πŸ‘ 640 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

18.05.2025 21:13 πŸ‘ 20375 πŸ” 4608 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 37

it's not too hot, not too cold. all you need is a light jacket

25.04.2025 17:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot about this

25.04.2025 12:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0