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@kelsilo

Your friendly neighborhood Baltimore Co. commie. Pretzel Maker www.imbisspretzel.com Auntie. Gardener and armchair ecologist. Guitar and bass player. Video games. Latin America enthusiast. Deli worker. I'll slice any meat you need.

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you draw up that ad for amtrak?
sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked

10.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 3188 πŸ” 467 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 6

It's a good one!

10.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

🐣 πŸͺΆ

09.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 2755 πŸ” 998 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 82

🎢 Ishmael is my name/ and Queequeg's the first ma-ay-ate 🎢

10.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Think of how much better this money could have been spent. This is a death cult, but the bright side is its definitely on its way out.

10.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Camp Guards sure seem to think it’s a death camp.

08.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 283 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
A woman stands on a dirt mound, her back to the camera, looking toward a horizon filled with dense, dark smoke. A label in the top left reads "Tehran." Photo by Arash Khamooshi for The New York Times.

A woman stands on a dirt mound, her back to the camera, looking toward a horizon filled with dense, dark smoke. A label in the top left reads "Tehran." Photo by Arash Khamooshi for The New York Times.

The view of Tehran’s skyline overnight on Sunday was apocalyptic: Billowing smoke and towering oil fires turned the horizon orange as Israeli strikes ignited fuel depots outside the Iranian capital. By morning, dark, oily smoke hung over the city. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/w...

08.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 375 πŸ” 170 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 33
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The White House is transforming the Iran strikes into a meme war The White House is using memes that make light of violent combat in Iran, mixing footage of real missile strikes with clips from action films and video games.

Less than a week after an airstrike killed dozens of children at an Iranian elementary school, the White House posted a video of bombing footage mixed with clips from movies and video games.

Many online were outraged by what they said was a callous joke.

07.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 4

Don Omar is fun to say in a Bawlmer accent.

06.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Corporate Media Buries Story of US and Israel Killing 168 in Girls School Attack No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.

I wrote about how the US and Israel carried out an attack on an Iranian girls school on par with the OKC bombing and US media relegated it to a back page story. No stand alone evening news segments, no front page stories, it made A11 in the NYT then everyone moved on.

04.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 4276 πŸ” 1476 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 47
Don Omar ft. Natti Natasha- Dutty Love (Official Video)
Don Omar ft. Natti Natasha- Dutty Love (Official Video) YouTube video by theMissingmini

A fun thing about playing bass in Mergers & Acquisitions is that I listen more closely to bass lines.

Like, this song was always just a sweet tune to me. A tropical Pachelbel's cannon. Now I hear how HARD those bass fills go. They didn't have to do all that, but it rips.

youtu.be/SiwdfXd1t1M?...

06.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 EVERY BUGGY'S DEAD NOW 🎢

04.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🌱 "If we surrendered to Earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted, like trees." β€”Rainer Maria Rilke

02.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Strike on Iranian primary school kills 108, authorities say Girls’ education facility hit as US and Israel launch joint military operation

Iranian authorities and Red Crescent Society officials report that more than 100 people, most of them girls, were killed at a primary school during joint U.S. and Israeli attacks on Iran.

Let’s be clear: Slaughtering children in a school is an atrocity and a war crime.

www.ft.com/content/055d...

28.02.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 407 πŸ” 201 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 11
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Reported airstrike hits Iranian girls’ school Iran’s ambassador to the United Nations said the strike killed more than 100 children at the girls’ elementary school in southern Iran.

The U.S. military is β€œlooking into” reports of a strike on a girls’ elementary school in Minab after Iran’s ambassador to the U.N. said more than 100 children were killed.

Footage verified by the Post showed a frantic crowd outside the school.

01.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 344 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 38
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The Kids Trump Sent to ICE’s Dilley Detention Center ProPublica went inside the immigrant detention center for families in Dilley, Texas. Children held there told us about the anguish of being ripped from their lives in the United States and the fear of...

We obtained the Dilley detention center’s 911 call logs.

Among them are pleas for help for toddlers having trouble breathing, a pregnant woman who passed out and an elementary-school-aged girl having seizures.

26.02.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 1887 πŸ” 1101 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 68

vindictive, vicious cruelty designed to humiliate and criminalize every trans person in kansas

horrifying fascist shit reminiscent of the runup to the literal holocaust

26.02.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 2866 πŸ” 877 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 15

I believe in you πŸ‘

26.02.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the most correct, clearly

23.02.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
23.02.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 472 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

Hmm, I've never even HEARD of al pastor with chicken before... I wonder if they got a good deal from their supplier and tried to make fetch happen.

22.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday Nina SImone, The Legend Of Zelda, and the Communist Manifesto

21.02.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 323 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 12

Little Caesars and 7-11 taquitos

22.02.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ€“ The gardening word of the day is [Neurobiophilia]:

The neurological drive in humans to seek out and connect with nature.

22.02.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
FRIDAY NITE

BEFORE GENDER
Eli Erlick
Rahne Alexander
in conversation 
Greedy Reads 
Remington 
7pm 20 Feb

FRIDAY NITE BEFORE GENDER Eli Erlick Rahne Alexander in conversation Greedy Reads Remington 7pm 20 Feb

FRIDAY NITE

BEFORE GENDER
Eli Erlick
Rahne Alexander
in conversation
Greedy Reads
Remington
7pm 20 Feb

@greedyreads.bsky.social

19.02.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Smartphone screenshot showing two New York Times β€œBreaking News” push notifications. The first, at 5:38 AM, says Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office over links to Jeffrey Epstein, citing the BBC. The second, at 2:01 AM, says Yoon Suk Yeol, South Korea’s ousted leader, was found guilty of leading an insurrection over his 2024 martial law decree. Each notification includes a β€œShare” option and a bell icon.

Smartphone screenshot showing two New York Times β€œBreaking News” push notifications. The first, at 5:38 AM, says Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office over links to Jeffrey Epstein, citing the BBC. The second, at 2:01 AM, says Yoon Suk Yeol, South Korea’s ousted leader, was found guilty of leading an insurrection over his 2024 martial law decree. Each notification includes a β€œShare” option and a bell icon.

Watching other countries actually make their leaders and powerful men face consequences with jealousy.

19.02.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 4589 πŸ” 1058 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 46

He's got a good arm too

17.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna have to start wearing a helmet because my 2 yr old nephew just keeps chucking stuff at my head lol.

I can't wait for him to grow out of whatever the heck that is.

17.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you get a chance to laugh today. Don’t let the evil in the world consume you to the point of denying yourself one of the best medicine.

17.02.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Dudes rock

15.02.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0