Zsa Zsa Gabortion

Okay but this is kinda wild to me

So I can have caffeine again, but not carbonation yet… so what’s the point if I can’t have a crispy Diet Coke

3 months post-op today, down 60+ lbs and 2 shirt sizes, 6 weeks of consistent workouts, no more insulin. Honestly? Things are good.

I am wearing an XL crew neck sweatshirt I thrifted this weekend, though, and I was wearing a 3x when I started working here.

One of my bosses exclaimed “Dee is looking SNATCHED!” As I walked in to work today and I was just like… who taught you that word.

I can accept my hands being cold all the time but my nose being cold is unacceptable.

I believe in the divine right of Queens, and by that I mean as a drag queen I’m gonna swear around your children.

We also trawled an antique mall and I managed to stay within budget due to not finding shit until our last stop.

Since I went to the gym with my husband again today he insisted I try the hydro massage chair and holy shit. It lingers on your ass long enough it should probably buy you dinner first but I am a FAN

Trying to rehome my best 3x tshirts like is there like a rescue I should call??

Wearing my gym shorts with my 4x buccees hoodie because big shirt and little pants is life

I have a thrifting date with a new friend tomorrow and I’m very excited

Starfleet academy may have finally gotten me with an extended reference to Thornton Wilder’s “Our Town”, which I unironically adore.

I really didn’t expect to lose much in my waist or legs because they’ve always been much more trim than the rest of me (wearing a 3x shirt but a 38” waist) but I have in fact lost weight there and now none of my underwear wants to stay up 😤

Since I missed a few days while being sick I made myself get up early enough to meet my husband at the gym when he got off 3rd shift, which honestly wasn’t that bad and am not minding how it has started my day.

My obsession with green grapes continues, in case you were wondering how my food hyperfixations manifest post weight loss surgery

Every time I’m at the gym I’m wondering if my shorts are short enough. Shorter shorts for this summer, everyone needs to get on board.

If you really want to piss me off just go ahead and respond to my immaculately worded booking inquiry that has been intricately designed to plainly answer all the basic questions you might ask about the gig by asking me a question that’s answer was plainly presented within my inquiry.

I started following a David corenswet fan account on instagram and it’s the best decision I’ve ever made

It only took me 15 years to realize that my purebred rescue Boston terrier might have come from an Amish puppy mill. He could be Amish!

Anyway, sweeping decisions like this, which eliminate the concessions that had smoothed some shortcomings, wouldn’t be happening like this if we had the protection of a union. Even the best work place inherently exploits its workers if they are not allowed the human right of collective bargaining

These workers also frequently do not receive their full lunch breaks, making eating between patients a necessity (and let’s not even talk about how bathroom breaks work)

However, there is no schedule or system in place for allowing any of us to take our legally mandated rest breaks, particularly at satellite offices where people frequently work alone (doing what is multiple jobs at other locations).

Today we were told the front desk was no longer allowed to eat while working, and that if we had food up there we would be written up. We’re supposed to eat on our “scheduled breaks”

Well, it only took four months at this job for me to finally say out loud “we need a union”

Clocking in to be the only person listening to omegaverse smut at the gym

Remembered to pack shorts instead of pants for the gym tonight so maybe I won’t roast the entire time I’m there for a change

The gay homosexual who sells the office ladies Mary Kay keeps coming up in my suggested friends I love the internet

Louisville city water is pretty good honestly, but I feel ya!