Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew
Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/
My friend @jeffreythomson.bsky.social was on this poetry podcast. I like the one about the book and the horses. Which really means you only have to listen to the first half (jk the whole ep is awesome)
BREAKING NEWS: Running out of ideas, the official White House Twitter account has tweeted "Talking about the Epstein Files is gay."
If your reel/ad is just you pointing to your hot button topic typed out and then you pointing down to saying "Read Caption" you can bet your ass I'm not going to read your caption.
You could stay with your wife on her fucking birthday, and you could, God forbid, even see my show.
y'all welbutrin x 2 has me firing on all six cylinders. highly recommend. operating on 4 hrs of sleep and still accomplishing so much.
resharing on superbowl sunday because this is just so so good
Infuriating my dad by asking him questions while he watches football like “Is holding just grabbing?” and “Are you so nervous right now?”
I thought those were feathery arms holding up a trophy.
i painted dis
If you have the time for it, I recommend this fall's latest season of South Park
I would never!
spent the morning crying because of a paralyzing migraine but gave a little chuckle when I realized that if it killed me, someone walking through the cemetary might see my gravestone and go, 'huh, that girl died on her birthday." which is a tempting bucket list item.
you're on your own kid, you always have been
spent about 2 weeks with 13 other people on a trip to senegal and my largest post-travel-suffering is that I had people around to who listened to my continuous stream of consciousness (for better or for worse) and now I'm like...back? in my own head?
I miss twitter.
yasssssssssss senegaaaallll football
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
11 January 1964: Friedrichstraße station in East Berlin (via Bundesarchiv)
11 January 1991: Berlin's state parliament meets for the first time in the reunified city www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/ein-z... via @tagesspiegel.de
See the young man sitting in the old man's bar...
I miss twitter :(
Lagoogoo Dolls
Honestly not taking a nap with the rest of the family because what it's carbon monoxide (seriously)
Not adding the Bailey's to my coffee until I know for sure nobody is showing up to my 2:00 Wordpress training.
I, for one, DELIGHT in telling folks that I'll see them next year.
it's all fun and games having a musician spouse until they're endlessly trying to figure out how to play you're a mean one mr grinch
These pictures bring me so much joy
