The best line so far from The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins:
"Like I always say...a son is just a homie you make."
06.03.2026 17:41
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The best line so far from The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins:
"Like I always say...a son is just a homie you make."
Quick reminder that we are at war
It's so disorienting to actually see a consequence
Trump takes Noem's political career out to the gravel pit in back
You can't escape the AI grid: Me today at @nationalreview.bsky.social link.nationalreview.com/click/69a994...
*RECORD SCRATCH*
*FREEZE FRAME*
"Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I ended up here..."
Just a reminder that we should honor Cricket Noem as an American hero for sacrificing his life to keep us from a Kristi Noem vice presidency www.anti-knowledge.com/p/cricket-no...
The name of this food company is clever but also may be a microaggression
I really want to eat, but what my diet presupposes is, "what if I don't?"
Indistinguishable
It must be interesting to be a multimillionaire executive at McDonald's and yet you still have to tell women at bars that you work at McDonald's
Like bro, you have money, but Grimace is still your coworker
Update: Nobody has given me money
I know the word "courage" is thrown around haphazardly these days, but I do the NYT crossword in pen
If you enjoyed last year's movie "Song Sung Blue," you can watch the original documentary that inspired the film for free on YouTube. (I think it's actually better.) youtu.be/YDukMQIz1Sc?...
We are training undergrads (18-22) to digitize vcr tapes, cassettes, and vinyl. We introduce phrases like "rewind" into their vocab and made diagrams of what a tape looks like from 6 angles. And we get questions like "how do I rewind a record" which is understandable but turns my bones to dust.
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was 86 years old, you probably could have killed him just by telling him Matlock is now a lady
I never feel more alive than when I’m eating salt and vinegar chips
Things you can monger:
War
Fish
Fear
Cheese
How can the U.S. military be at war with Iran and Anthropic at the same time
Coming soon
Thing I just learned from watching The Traitors Ireland: The Irish count their seconds by saying "One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi," and so on. Flattered to see the unreliable American time measurement system has been adopted globally.
When you come home late at night smelling like smoke
The curse we all carry is that we remember our past selves, when we think we were handsomer, smarter, thinner, more energetic, etc. But it blinds us to the fact that we are constantly meeting new people who think we're pretty great exactly the way we are at this very moment. Let go of former you!
I’d like to announce that I am now a looksmaxxing influencer - please give me money
The best part of being old is looking back at all the famous hot people from the 1990s with whom you could now plausibly have a shot
Just watched Abigail Spanberger's SOTU response. What an epic snooze job. Can't anyone in America write a speech anymore? Why are politicians afraid of memorable lines?
For all the grief the Supreme Court gets for "secrecy," it's the one branch of government that has to show its work (me today at @nationalreview.bsky.social ):
Why are you people putting honey on everything all of a sudden
