Trump's middle name means "Toilet"
06.03.2026 12:09
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Trump's middle name means "Toilet"
Driving down the road, and your favorite song comes on:
"This is my *JAM!* Turn it up!!"
«beep, beep, beep, beep, beep»
That'll never have the same /je ne sais quoi/ as cranking a dial...
Why do Jaybirds get all the fun?
Wouldn't a Booby or Bushtit be equally naked — if not even more so? 🤔
"Every Accusation Is A Confession"
*NEEDS* to? Or, "Likes to see what salient bits the writers thought we should know about"?
Sometimes the recap has a scene from, like, four episodes ago, and you go, "Oh, SHE'S gonna be in this one!"
(Or seeing a guest star's name in the opening credits; they're gonna be the one who did it...)
I worry when I say stuff like this, that even though the chances of choking to death on a nacho are pretty small, they're not exactly ZERO, either — and dammit to hell if I'm gonna give any holier-than-thou evangelicals the mere opportunity to say, "I Told You So..."
"... hanging on her chest in exactly the way bricks don't."
(Apologies to Douglas Adams)
They're all echo chambers;
some voices just don't resonate.
Photo of an office desk showing a McDonald's "Shamrock Oreo McFlurry" and Bacon Double Cheeseburger 🥓🍔 I figure this pretty much checks all the boxes: – Meat and Dairy – Pork's neither Kosher nor Halal – Hindu's aren't too keen on the Beef – and Catholics wish it were Fish, today
Happy "Bacon Cheeseburger on a Friday During Lent" to all who celebrate! 🙃
The Smoked Gouda Triscuits are *SO* GOOD, though! 😋
PS: "Smoked Gouda Triscuit" is my new CB Handle...
All economic bubbles can be explained by Mardi Gras Beads:
On Tuesday they *GET* you ass... 🍑
On Wednesday they're not WORTH ass!🫏
If we're stuck with a two-party system, go whole hog:
– A "Conservative" Executive Branch is fine,
– But requires a "Liberal" Judiciary,
– And a "Liberal" Senate for checks and balances.
– Then, Republicans get the House to ensure bipartisan reconciliation.
I call it "Radical Moderate"-ism.
"Controlled Burns" protect forests from wildfires.
Just sayin'...
The people screaming, "Don't tell me what to do," really enjoy telling OTHER people what to do...
It's almost like they ENJOY the hypocrisy. «shrug»
"Don't threaten me with a good time!"
Beer Cheese Soup — WITH *POPCORN* ON TOP — is transcendent... 😋
Post a banger that isn't in English
youtube.com/watch?v=-Vsm...
"Watch out where the huskies go..."
Supreme Court 'R'epublicans...
"SCROTUS"
I'm just glad they *ADDED* a second option, rather than REPLACING the old way. "TMTOWTDI" FTW!
Chop me up and disperse my raw protein to the animals... I want my DNA to be reconstituted while it's still fresh — preferably far and wide — not left to rot and decay, unused.
The first mashup I ever made [be kind!] was called "Eye Of The Bee Gees" — a mix of Eye of the Tiger, Stayin' Alive, and Run DMC's version of Walk This Way:
dabe.com/mashups/
But will it have a matte screen?
I don't care how good the colors are, if they then slap a blindingly reflective surface over it... 😡
That sound you make getting out of a chair... makes you a "Groan Up!" «rimshot»
Lirty Dies: Tronald Dump MY stext nory is about that dealer wheeler, TRONALD DUMP. And his spuvely louse, Trissus Mump. When the Dumps were worst fed, they were mappily harried. But they signed a denuptial preal. Then Dump went on the trast fack, got rilthy fich, and met a porgia jeech. It was his ducky lay! Trissus Mump felt schnotally tookered, and Dump was in trig bubble. But Trissus Mump isn't honey mungry. All she wants is the Plump Traza, the Bump Trilding, the Shump Truttle, And the three Trittle Lumps. Chat fance, Trissus Mump! Getting trough out of Dump is like taking stud from a blone. He doesn't have a pickle in his nocket!
Lirty Dies: Tronald Dump
youtube.com/watch?v=0k17...
And when you're at somebody *ELSE'S* house......
Two Words: "Punitive Damages"
Two words: "Punitive Damages"
Judges ordering the release of detainees isn't enough; we need punitive damages.
I will "stan" Scatman John to the ends of time!
Dude Is *SINGING* This Song... LIVE... For Six Minutes... *AND* Keyboarding... A FRIGGIN' ***DX7!!!*** «swoon» 🤩
youtube.com/watch?v=01w-...