Daffy 🌼

I still be tripping off how I didn’t get the big booty gene 🧬🤔

At least its a dry heat. I went to college in Texas near Houston and the way it would be 80 degrees but humid as hell, I’d be showering after every class 😭

I forgot that if i have another kid id have to get a c section 🫠 now i lowkey dont want another at all

Cali too. Where I grew up and where I live now, every day in summer is minimum 100°, but usually 102-105

DURAND BERNARR Covers Frequency

They think the real world is boardrooms and country clubs

I wish i could stfu at work but i don’t know how

Two days ago because my son had it covered in pizza sauce and i used a lysol wipe to clean it 😭

No more periods. You gotta flip a switch to get pregnant.

Monday, Wednesday, and Friday are even

Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday are odd

Big kitchen with lots of storage and counter space, big backyard, and a long driveway.

I will also need a housekeeper and landscaper for this to not be instantly annoying

I dont know none of these but i also rarely participate in discourse and have a ton of people blocked🤣😭

So what do you guys think is gonna happen first:

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Monday morning commutes are full of traffic recently instead of everyone calling off of work and its pissing me off, because now i cant sleep in a lil bit on mondays 😒

Somebody said how much weed they smoked in grams and I concur

I will also add:
- how many times I threatened to kms and didn’t
- how many times i cussed someone out and/or how many times i restrained myself
- how many times i almost died
- how many burgers i ate

Didnt realize the time changed until i came downstairs and looked at my oven lmao

Beautiful speech from President Harris and President Obama today honoring Jesse Jackson.

As a person with adhd, sitting in the training room at my job with two people on either side of me playing a training video with audio on is my own personal hell

… face down, face down. She like her ass tooted up and her face down

Gas went up 28¢ in the last two days what the hell

gotta make these people pariah.

Some days parenting is just hard and all you can do is just breathe through your emotions.

Not a choice im willing to make lmaoo

Dora the Explorer (i have a two year old)

Yes

Reading & writing romance stories

This is … not ideal.

Thank you! Im sorry, but i had the most mid food when i lived in texas, near houston.

The fact that there’s traffic on this freeway at all times of day and night, pisses me clean the fuck off