normal

Not this

What do I love

Truke

That's fucken interesting..

I can't remember

Yes Rogs

Whoops got trapped in a prison of my own making again

Gravity is some bull shit dude

Reading is good for your brain

Science says erotica is the healthy way to porn #books

First they came for the people just chillin,, in Cedar Rapids.. and I said nothing

[harry styles] i talked to Daniel ratcliff yeah and he said i can be Harry Potter instead of him. So im Harry Potter now

[interviewer] i heard a ghost emerged from your ass hole one time, is that true

[Harry Potter] so Daniel taught me how to cast all of the spells, yeah,

Need #need

4 through 30 are mostly about you

In the storm, I drink beer

Yall gettin any thunder when it rains up yer way

Newton's 4th Law is you're a dipshit

Babe bounce on it to demonstrate Newtonian gravity

An object in motion stays unc and chopped

-Newton

Anton Chigurh doing Fleetwood Mac "Dreams" at karaoke

Is there something wrong with anything

Nap time

Such a good question. Palm. I'm not really a desert person. What about you

You can't pass out working Claymore mines as party favors at your 7-year-old's birthday these days due to woke

It's always a mustachioed Texan up to some shit

Dr. Manhattan "tired of these people" meme but it's got the Oscar Mayer wiener jingle instead.

Tap in @neildegrassetyson.com

That thing with the bear at the end of Midsommar needs to happen to some of you

I said "no offense" so it's not mean

No offense but you have the face of someone who sucks on paper towels to self-soothe

Potato famine is cheugy