Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic
smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9
Scottish Scream
solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want
@crushbort about a year ago my dad and I got into an elevator with pat sajak and after an uncomfortably long silence my dad said “i’d like to buy a vowel” like it was the funniest thing in the world and sajak tweeted something right after to the effect of wishing this day was already over @Hipstercrite about a year ago Tell me the strangest interaction you've had with a celebrity.
Like, Elon Musk gave a Nazi salute and the ADL said oh actually he's just stimming because he's pro-Israel.
Anti-Semites have agency so I don't want to let them off the hook but at the same time the groups that were supposed to enforce the cordon sanitaire blew their credibility on attacking a guy who went to more bar mitzvahs than most of us as an anti-Semite.
The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"? New school : Highguard Old school: Concord Retro: LawBreakers Ancient: Evolve Pre Historic: Battleborn
Apparently March 7th is Nation Cereal Day, so I feel obligated to share this again.
Barry Lyndon is such a little shit!
@NYCSamKay Steve Daines: "The flood of Mexican meth...20 years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown." (Video still cc: “meth was homemade, it was homegrown,”)
There is nothing more unserious than US drug policy
This is a really great explainer for why the Times is Like That now and it drills down on an underdiscussed aspect of our modem hellscape: it's all about squashing labor rights
Buzzfeed was trying to force Kyra and her team to use AI for a Chikn Nuggit project. She left in protest because she's an actual hero. The fallout for Buzzfeed has been...real bad, so naturally, they're suddenly open to discussion. Keep being loud about how Ai is NOT acceptable.
Oh what a pair we are! You-the most beautiful woman in the world, and me-a big dumb idiot who sucks
2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
This line delivery fucking ended my life.
(Watching Dinotopia for the fourth time with @katakemi.bsky.social & @samkey.bsky.social)
Baturday
Bat World Sanctuary
every kid is obsessed with this "Amazing Digital Camera" bullshit nowadays. back in my day we had taste . like charlie bit my unicorn . or salad thinker
what about a Wishmaster tv series where every episode there's a new wish and you don't know if the djinn will be a fuckin prick about it or not. so if a nerd wishes to make his high school football team you dunno if you're getting a rousing underdog story or the wholesale slaughter of youth athletes
"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
thank you computer. you are stupid
Even if AI is successful beyond its boosters’ wildest dreams, there is still the inherent contradiction of a machine that kills off the people it needs to steal from
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."
They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"
Thing that really gets my goat is the way people are eager to fund this bullshit but you need eleven layers of analysis and a ton of collateral if you want to open a small grocery store in a food desert.
this is so fun because i know an LLM wouldn’t give me a response this creative. like this took the funniest shortcut possible. come have fun at youraislopbores.me
