JuniperTheory

a deck i built called novemyoshu, but with a print and play button on the site that you can click on!

the print and play screen with a big "print" button and images of all the cards!

another reason netrunner is the best card game around right now and Null Signal Games kicks ass:

because the game allows proxies for all tournaments, the official deckbuilding/card lookup website www.netrunnerdb.com has print and play BUILT INTO it. want to try a new deck? print it out!

HOT WHEELS STUNT TRACK DRIVER LETS GO!!!!

"Have you ever been to Cohost, Dag?"

"Once... I remember it much as one recalls a dream, or a nightmare"

matt berry as todd rivers as doctor sanchez

you and he were on ..... cohost, wrrn't you

Oh I LOOOVE this manga. Fuck yes fuck yes

Save 15% on Genome Guardian 2 on Steam COMBINE WEAPONS in the microscopic shooter with macroscopic depth. BUILD YOUR NANOBOT from hundreds of parts. SURVIVE the microbial onslaught once more in this psychedelic dive to the Abyss, full of m...

Unfortunately I can't stream today which sucks becuase I was REALLY excited to try out Genome Guardian 2. I played the dev's previous game (a spybotics style game!!!) and when the dev sent me a key for this one i was super excited

probably gonna stream it next week; but check it out if u can!

good fuckin website www.youraislopbores.me

kentucky route zero, anthology of the killer, outer wilds, cave story, kirby super star, slay the spire, northern journey, ghost trick phantom detective, and queen of treasure isle

some of my top games

not an extensive list. i could change out most of these except the top 4 for other games and it'd still be a list of favorites

but i feel like this shows a lot of my brain pretty well

Balina has been slowly putting together a full guide to all of this games secrets

The only problem is that every few minute she finds MORE WEIRD SECRETS

Goty even though it came out last year

When the reboot series comes out on ps5 it wins over a sizeable selection of unconvinced fans when they find a guard who talks about going into the family business, just like his dad, even tho his mom Angelica didn't want him too.

I'm the type of goon that keeps telling stories about how much I love my wife Angelica to other goons if the player stealths through the base and pauses to listen through vents, the point that I become a running gag in the series. Ppl are always looking for the Angelica Wife Guy Goon

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I use it! Been getting those juices flowing writing about all the games I play on stream or otherwise. Good for da brain!

and then last game in here is RADIRGY SWAG

which has just, the best fuckin style. look at this awful woman. look at her miserable, fucked up room. look at the 30 cans of monster energy. i love her. i love doujin games more doujin games on steam!!!!!!!

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and then today on stream i played RETURN TO DARK CASTLE which is... well, it's a port of a 2008 remake of an ancient mac game. and honestly that's great. please put out more things like hits.

the game itself is suffering though. but maybe in a fun way?

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meanwhile Sentient felt like playing a cut off corner of history, a direction things could have gone but didn't partially because the game is such a fuckin disaster. FASCINATING game. recommend you poke around it if you wanna see something odd

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also hey the new ultrakill FRAUD update is out. it's fucking incredible. ultrakill is a game that deserves to go down in history and i cannot wait to finish it.

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also played (on stream) the very first mechwarrior for DOS!

what a strange, fascinating game. I really want to check out the pc-98 port because the soundtrack is jammin and the art is incredible. backloggd.com/u/JuniperThe...

Reviews of some games I played this week!

first up: finally "beat" blippo+!

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i could argue for hours about how good blippo+ is and WHAT it is. but i don't want to, because it's perfect. instead i'll say that you should watch blippo+ because i love it so fucking much.

had a GREAT time with return to dark castle/radirgy swag; now i'm modding the fuck out of COBALT CORE and turning it into a furry convention. also pilot is there.

lets look at some indie games that just came out, and one that's been out for a while!!!

We've got RETURN TO DARK CASTLE (yes a remake of the original), we've got RADIRGY SWAG (wtf lol), we've got MODDED COBALT CORE, and maybe more???

come watch! www.bimbo.city

a link, because you should follow me on mastodon slime.global/@junebug/116...

Haunted Lands on Steam Slay grim cultists, infernal minions, and nightmarish creatures in this dark and bloody retro-inspired action platformer. Uncover secrets, acquire powerful artifacts, and face challenging bosses in th...

Oh dang, Haunted Lands is out next week. Spiritual successor to DOS-era platform shooter Dangerous Dave, of all things. Quite looking forward to this one.

my actual pitch: slime.global/@junebug/116...

i ain't posting it but it's on my masto lol

came up with a bad pitch for how to make the worst possible version of the current Popular Trans Sexy Fic right now (mechsploitation) and i'm actively ignoring it so it doesn't infect my brain. but sometimes you go "what if i made this a bad comedy about how stupid the military is" and mmmm

Anyways will still be streaming in like an hour! Got a bunch of cool things to try out. Just had to run a bunch of errands this morning

Its an extremely extremely sad day today

I'm taking my maid outfit to goodwill because it no longer fits me

I hope some other weirdo finds it and uses it well... Maybe........

To be frank I think it'd be more useful to make a list of Linux distros you SHOUDLNT use then ones you should. Like if someone is saying "oh you want an experience like windows? Try nixos" you should run!

Yes but this is the secret "rarely if ever" isn't never. If u don't have a guy, ur fucked!