Do we think the weight of his monster cock makes his lower back ache the same way a set of big ol' tiddies does?
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Do we think the weight of his monster cock makes his lower back ache the same way a set of big ol' tiddies does?
Whenever I see this picture, I chuckle. As someone with heavy boobs that are usually kitchen counter height, I get just letting it rest there.
Guys it's REALLY heavy okay, he just needed to rest it for a little bit.
Watch the music video twice (1st no captions, 2nd w/captions). Listen to the album all the way through, beginning to end. Go back and replay songs that grabbed my attention the most. Catch some sleep. Watch the livestream. Wait for @bangtansubs.com and other translators to drop lyrics. Listen again.
Another tough day for team “there’s no point in complaining about AI, just accept it.”
we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'
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He’s talking [insert member here] through the very thorough bj they’re giving him [they obvs love it] because even when his brain is being blown out through his dick he’s a yapper
Increasingly of the opinion that the correct answer to the Trolley Problem is "fuck you, why are you so fixated on finding reasons to justify killing people?"
Namjoon (RM of BTS) taking a mirror selca with the help of a street mirror. We see a road behind him, as well as the edge of a forest. Namjoon is holding up his phone with one hand and is carrying something in a paper bag with the other. He's wearing a cap, a gray jacket, a black turtleneck underneath, blue denim jeans, and a silver chain. He's looking up at his phone with a neutral expression
A mirror selca of Namjoon in the dance practice room. He's holding his phone in one hand, and a sheet of paper in the other. He's wearing a gray jacket and black pants. His hair is short and this silver blond that he's had lately. We can see a basketball hoop behind him in the practice room
A black and white photo of Namjoon as he's posing against a concrete wall. He's wearing all black -- cap, jacket, shirt, pants, and boots. He's also wearing black-rimmed glasses. He's looking at the camera with a barely-there smile
A close-up selca of Namjoon. He's wearing a gray, brown, and white flannel shirt, a dark brown shirt underneath, and a black beanie. He's looking at something off screen with his eyes hooded and his mouth slightly parted. We can clearly see the mole on his cheek
We're getting a feast today
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#RM #Namjoon
Damn he knows how to thirst trap
like a dog. he’s gonna try to shake me off and i’m just gonna growl like when a dog gets a piece of meat
A Namjoon selfie. He's in a black beanie, dark colored tee, and a flannel shirt over the top. His face is partially off camera. His jawline is more lickable than it's ever been before.
I am going to latch onto his jaw and never let go
Ships: Yoonjin 2 2seok 0 Namjin 0 Jinmin 0 Taejin 0 Jinkook 3 Sope 0 Namgi 3 Yoonmin 9 Taegi 2 Yoonkook 7 Namseok 2 Jihope 0 Vhope 2 Hopekook 1 Minjoon 0 Taejoon 1 Namkook 10 Vmin 1 Jikook 17 Taekook 6 OT7 0 Poly 6 Other 6 (heated rivalry fics)
okay, i'm sick, spring break is approaching, and we're almost a quarter of the way through 2026. here's the list of ships i've read so far this year. please, give me some recs with 0s next to them! self recs are always welcome! #btsfics
oh RM ❤️❤️🩹❤️🔥
I wish it worked that way!
Jimin sitting cross-legged on the floor in black pants and a grey hoodie with bunny ears. He's holding the bunny ears out to the sides of his head and smiling cutely.
Big puppy kitty (bunny?) energy here 🥹
A selca of Jimin of BTS in a car. He's wearing a thin-ish beige jacket, a white shirt underneath, and dark brown-rimmed glasses. His hair is blond and fairly long in the back. His expression is neutral as he's looking at us from a 2/3 profile It looks like he used a flashlight to take this photo. We can see a gray car seat behind him, as well as the roof of the car but everything else is black
Jimin taking a selca using a car's side mirror. Jimin is holding his phone in one hand while resting his head on his other hand. He's wearing a dark gray or black jacket but his glasses are the same as before and he's still blond In the background we can see a clear blue sky, trees in the background, and the pavement underneath
A selca within a selca of Jimin and Hobi (J-Hope of BTS). Jimin put down one phone on top of his shoe-clad feet while he's holding another phone to take a selca of the screen. Hobi is standing next to him, showing us two V-signs and making a duck kissy face. They're both wearing lighter-colored jackets and hoodies. The seem to be in the dance practice room judging by the wooden ground and the lighting we can see behind Jimin
Jimin sitting cross legged on the floor while wearing a bunny hoodie and spreading the ears of the hoodie with a smile. The hoodie with the bunny ears is gray, and his pants are black. He still is blond here but his strands look slightly darker as they fall into his face
Look at him 😭
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#Jimin
Heavy noncon, Jungkook being hurt and forced to suck an old man cock.
// implied violence and forced , blood , noncon
I wanna turn this more semi realistic looking
Im in the mood 🫦
Probably for jk x old men 🤭
A moodboard for the fic 'lines through my labyrinth' by auguststarfall. The background is paintstrokes in shades of beige and brown. Pictures include Namjoon and Jimin wearing suits, smiling at each other; Taehyung leaning out of a car window with one hand against his mouth; a coastline and sunset ocean view; a paint pallete with a small brush dipping into the paint; a stylized image of a minotaur, hands held up in front if it; and an estate surrounded by cypress trees, from above. There are also tangerines and camellia flowers around the edge of the moodboard.
lines through my labyrinth | vminjoon, 31k (completed; 5 chapters), E
🎨 resident artist taehyung spends a summer with married professors jimin & namjoon
🍊 lush jeju island vibes
🏺 age gap (late 20s/late 30s); flirtation & seduction; art and mythology
#btsfics
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goodness! i think i'm spoiled right now, because i finished a lot and pretty quickly (8 listens for happy).
"Sloppelganger" is one for the ages
BCD MUSE album mission photocard set with one missing card
feel like i'm never gonna finish this one. i'm on 20 completed listens and i still haven't pulled that last one 😭
music center LA on instagram: use code CHALAMET to save 20% on ballet tickets. image of some ballet dancers.
so that’s kind of funny lmao
I heard we are bringing out our 🪭 for AriRang.
#BTS
Illustration of twelve bird friends, each labeled with a month from January to December
Your month, your bird friend!!
oh hello!
Ships: Yoonjin 2 2seok 0 Namjin 0 Jinmin 0 Taejin 0 Jinkook 3 Sope 0 Namgi 3 Yoonmin 9 Taegi 2 Yoonkook 7 Namseok 2 Jihope 0 Vhope 2 Hopekook 1 Minjoon 0 Taejoon 1 Namkook 10 Vmin 1 Jikook 17 Taekook 6 OT7 0 Poly 6 Other 6 (heated rivalry fics)
okay, i'm sick, spring break is approaching, and we're almost a quarter of the way through 2026. here's the list of ships i've read so far this year. please, give me some recs with 0s next to them! self recs are always welcome! #btsfics
When you're sick and your chronic illness flares up because you have to take a bunch of medicine in order to function. Good times.