About once a month or so I log on here to check if things are Normal and every time they’re not so then I leave again
03.05.2025 02:44
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About once a month or so I log on here to check if things are Normal and every time they’re not so then I leave again
Not sure how I’m supposed to blaze my glory when X the everything app is down
Cum
Hung OVER 💜
Me being horny is a recession indicator
I’d love to
So glad David Lynch wasn't alive to see this
Done creating shareholder value for the day!!
Why are we pitting 2 cum dumps against each other??
Probably the most ominous spam text I’ve received. I’m fucking terrified
Cum
Do they have ERGs on the severed floor of Lumon
RFK Jr stands for Really Fucking Krazy Jr
watching all of my favorite TikToks on the app TikTok
yup i'm doing that
yupp
Cum!
New York City is a mess. People are cumming & jizzing all over the ads in the subway
Can’t believe it’s been a whole year already since January 6th (2024)
Me doing yoga for 30 mins once a month and no other working out whatsoever: I am the strongest person ALIVE!!!!
Here are my top 25 albums of 2024, I really fucking hope you enjoy reading this. If you saw me post this on Twitter too I'm so fucking sorry about that.
Anyone ever visit their home town on Christmas?
The desk isn’t even that tiny IMO
Hey Chappell Roan, nice to meet you. Can you keep it down please. I’m trying to work over here.
The guy in the NPR office who’s just trying to work while there’s a tiny desk concert happening
I love it when people I love & respect do awful unforgivable shit!!!
Considering moving back to NJ so I can see the drones
That’s fair
Have we decided if it’s ok to cross post content between here and Twitter yet
I do have to say I think it's really funny that the entire NYPD and FBI found approximately nothing out about this guy and he was ultimately caught by a McDonald's employee in Altoona PA
yup
Yuppp