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Tobi Lehman

@tobilehman.com

Software Engineer | Mathematician | Catholic | "There are 3 certainties in life: death, taxes and software updates" https://tobilehman.com

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The God of Randomness

"They select for the kinds of phenomena that are easily reproducible" - The God of Randomness tobilehman.com/writing/the-...

07.03.2026 04:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is bullshit. I'm starting a tetrahedra cult now

06.11.2023 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which design pattern should the software controlling a Time Machine use?

01.11.2023 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nope, this it? www.slowboring.com/p/the-techno...

31.10.2023 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I was schizo enough to make a better manifesto

31.10.2023 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Earth is a neglected alien jira ticket. I wish Douglas Adams were alive to make a funny story about this

23.10.2023 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Holding a boom box up blasting Grimes' music while standing in the rain)

23.07.2023 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been in SF. What happened while I was gone?

14.07.2023 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you have a job offer remember that "negotiate" is a portmanteau of

"neg" - Lower their self-esteem to make them more likely to agree to your offer

"goat" - you are the GOAT, act accordingly

"I ate" - you're not hungry you could barely have another bite - is their offer worth it?

02.07.2023 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Elon Musk came into Twitter headquarters with a kitchen sink, his plan was to sink Twitter.

01.07.2023 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you vs ur pfp

16.06.2023 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Optimal show length

13.06.2023 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's got bodyguards for that https://fortune.com/2023/03/07/elon-musk-bodyguards-twitter-office-restroom/amp/

04.06.2023 12:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Say more

04.06.2023 12:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also known as JAQing off https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=JAQing%20off

04.06.2023 12:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fourier's Finches: A Primer on Digital Audio

I just wrote Fourier's Finches, a primer on digital audio

https://tobilehman.com/posts/fouriers-finches/

27.05.2023 05:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Banning freedom of movement to signal how much you live freedom

24.05.2023 04:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I swear you guys

20.05.2023 02:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 234 ๐Ÿ” 36 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Air Force One

20.05.2023 02:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Superqueue

Like substack, but better

20.05.2023 02:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's over

20.05.2023 02:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone, welcome my brother @capraroyale.bsky.social to Bluesky ๐Ÿฆ‹

๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‘

He's an OG GOAT and a King. A gentleperson and a scholar

15.05.2023 02:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

some might say... insane

13.05.2023 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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https://i.imgflip.com/7lj37q.jpg

12.05.2023 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canada will unironically legalize this

12.05.2023 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's called "Six Feet Sidways" man, and like, your just dead instantly. The shop is full of bodies, it's nuts man you should try it

12.05.2023 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tweet by @bigbadjuan

https://twitter.com/bigbadjuan/status/1656847552430448640?s=46&t=Tm0oSSopvntUZhMZPKXy6A

๐Ÿคฏ

12.05.2023 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I graduated PSU in 2012, and moved away from working down town in 2020

12.05.2023 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's changed enough since I've moved out to the north and east that my knowledge is probably out of date

12.05.2023 02:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss that whole part of town

12.05.2023 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0