trying to place a bet on polymarket on the date that the founders of polymarket will be jailed for ~crimes~
trying to place a bet on polymarket on the date that the founders of polymarket will be jailed for ~crimes~
How to vote as a trans person in the May 2026 local elections https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/03/03/may-2026-local-elections-trans-non-binary-id-voting/?utm_content=1772907600&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Top 3 things I hated when I was a kid, then ended up absolutely loving as an adult:
β’ Cabbage
β’ An early night
β’ Not being invited to parties
Nigel Farage standing in front of a sign that says 'It's Time, but the E is offscreen.
This Tim guy is a ringer for Nigel Farage.
If you listen to the Three Bean Salad podcast thereβs a really lovely tribute to our wonderful Karen by Mike right at the end of this weekβs episode. I am so incredibly touched by it, and heβs exactly right about her. Thank you Mike x
A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Largeβs face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.
this photo leaves little to the imagination
More replies like this, please
a google maps screenshot of an island and its location is noted with a red location pin and the location says "boring island" which does actually look more like a peninsula
just got back from here and everyone there said they knew you
An Englishman on his way to work in a Sharia court/windmill
Help repatriated Dubai influencers settle in by charging them Β£60 for 2 vodka Red Bulls down the nearest Arndale centre
Well, that explains the erratic delivery times.
The thing about the U.S. and Israel is that both of their leaders are trying to stay out of prison.
Whoa we're halfway there
Whoa running from a bear
Picture of a work desk with laptop and second monitor. Second monitor features image of a close up photo of a manatee, with an expression that seems to be staring at the person using the laptop with deeply resigned disappointment
The randomly generated wallpaper on my second monitor is making me feel really self-conscious about my writing.
#work #wfh #manatee
With the announcement that Richard Osman is leaving House of Games, assuming they are going to have a warehouse full of prizes left over, they are presumably going to have to find a new host that passes for the silhouette image of Osmanβ¦
Wow. I hope this isnβt just Muslim men forcing their demure womenfolk to vote Green
I also thought it was a joke.
Very true.
Melania Trump addressing the UN. In front of her are two plaques. the left one says President, and the one immediately next to it says United States.
Has he had work done?
zendaya and tom reportedly got married recently. mazel! (but years ago we all knew it was for keeps)
It is, of course, illegal to scroll away from that video without watching to the end.
My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down and itβs difficult to see.
He had a thriving writing business until AI came along but now heβs struggling to find work.
Please repost this far and wide in the hope that he can find some writing work.
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
I'm so sorry. That's dreadfully sad. I'm glad she's still feeling the benefit of your company. x
The Mail on Sunday has been slammed for parroting Farageβs accusations of cheating in Reformβs latest by-election loss β 17 scathing takedowns www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/m...
It must be nice to be a sociopath, because all the new products are for you. The smart glasses will give you that womanβs address, the betting apps will finally let you make bank on war crimes.
a bright motivational poster of the grim reaper in a car and the slogan "stop procrastinating, death's coming"
Just had another rejection letter, Tesco don't want to stock my motivational greetings cards.
Disappointing lack of biscuits in this house. To whom do I need to complai___
Never mind.