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Pen for hire. Pencil for loan, as long as you give it back sharpened. #Liverpool

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trying to place a bet on polymarket on the date that the founders of polymarket will be jailed for ~crimes~

04.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 274 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How to vote as a trans person in the May 2026 local elections Ahead of the local elections in May, the Electoral Commission has shared important guidance for trans and non-binary voters.

How to vote as a trans person in the May 2026 local elections https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/03/03/may-2026-local-elections-trans-non-binary-id-voting/?utm_content=1772907600&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

07.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Top 3 things I hated when I was a kid, then ended up absolutely loving as an adult:

β€’ Cabbage
β€’ An early night
β€’ Not being invited to parties

07.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Nigel Farage standing in front of a sign that says 'It's Time, but the E is offscreen.

Nigel Farage standing in front of a sign that says 'It's Time, but the E is offscreen.

This Tim guy is a ringer for Nigel Farage.

07.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If you listen to the Three Bean Salad podcast there’s a really lovely tribute to our wonderful Karen by Mike right at the end of this week’s episode. I am so incredibly touched by it, and he’s exactly right about her. Thank you Mike x

05.03.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 400 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

this photo leaves little to the imagination

03.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 1412 πŸ” 221 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 2

More replies like this, please

04.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a google maps screenshot of an island and its location is noted with a red location pin and the location says "boring island"

which does actually look more like a peninsula

a google maps screenshot of an island and its location is noted with a red location pin and the location says "boring island" which does actually look more like a peninsula

just got back from here and everyone there said they knew you

03.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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An Englishman on his way to work in a Sharia court/windmill

03.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 363 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6

Help repatriated Dubai influencers settle in by charging them Β£60 for 2 vodka Red Bulls down the nearest Arndale centre

03.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Well, that explains the erratic delivery times.

03.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 672 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 10

The thing about the U.S. and Israel is that both of their leaders are trying to stay out of prison.

28.02.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 11163 πŸ” 3349 πŸ’¬ 316 πŸ“Œ 184

Whoa we're halfway there
Whoa running from a bear

27.02.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
Picture of a work desk with laptop and second monitor. Second monitor features image of a close up photo of a manatee, with an expression that seems to be staring at the person using the laptop with deeply resigned disappointment

Picture of a work desk with laptop and second monitor. Second monitor features image of a close up photo of a manatee, with an expression that seems to be staring at the person using the laptop with deeply resigned disappointment

The randomly generated wallpaper on my second monitor is making me feel really self-conscious about my writing.

#work #wfh #manatee

02.03.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

With the announcement that Richard Osman is leaving House of Games, assuming they are going to have a warehouse full of prizes left over, they are presumably going to have to find a new host that passes for the silhouette image of Osman…

03.03.2026 08:55 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Wow. I hope this isn’t just Muslim men forcing their demure womenfolk to vote Green

03.03.2026 09:52 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I also thought it was a joke.

03.03.2026 09:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very true.

03.03.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Melania Trump addressing the UN. In front of her are two plaques. the left one says President, and the one immediately next to it says United States.

Melania Trump addressing the UN. In front of her are two plaques. the left one says President, and the one immediately next to it says United States.

Has he had work done?

03.03.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

zendaya and tom reportedly got married recently. mazel! (but years ago we all knew it was for keeps)

02.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 738 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 10

It is, of course, illegal to scroll away from that video without watching to the end.

02.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 1880 πŸ” 702 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 43
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Home | Matt Owen | Freelance Writer | Speech Writer I offer a broad and diverse range of writing services. Get in touch!

My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down and it’s difficult to see.
He had a thriving writing business until AI came along but now he’s struggling to find work.
Please repost this far and wide in the hope that he can find some writing work.
www.mathew-owen.co.uk

28.02.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 250 πŸ” 427 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 13

I'm so sorry. That's dreadfully sad. I'm glad she's still feeling the benefit of your company. x

02.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Mail on Sunday has been slammed for parroting Farage’s accusations of cheating in Reform’s latest by-election loss – 17 scathing takedowns www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/m...

02.03.2026 07:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It must be nice to be a sociopath, because all the new products are for you. The smart glasses will give you that woman’s address, the betting apps will finally let you make bank on war crimes.

01.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 2954 πŸ” 666 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 16
a bright motivational poster of the grim reaper in a car and the slogan "stop procrastinating, death's coming"

a bright motivational poster of the grim reaper in a car and the slogan "stop procrastinating, death's coming"

Just had another rejection letter, Tesco don't want to stock my motivational greetings cards.

01.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 361 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4

Disappointing lack of biscuits in this house. To whom do I need to complai___

Never mind.

01.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0