Jazz.

I don't wanna hear about no Jack Dorsey, all my homies hate Jack Dorsey

"will still gonna pay me for it" I've been up since 2AM got damn it

My freelancing gig is not gonna run my latest story but will still gonna pay me for it AND sent along a new assignment. LOOK AT GAWD

This thread about Platner is damning. Wow! Of course it won’t make a bit of difference, just quoting it so that I can come back to it later.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: the set of that modern internet dating show with the balloons (not sure what it’s called but I’m seeing clips constantly). The host stands in front of a lineup of woman holding red balloons. She says to the eligible bachelor out of frame, “tell these ladies about yourself.” Panel 2: the eligible bachelor is a moose. He says, “so basically I’m a moose.” Panel 3: all but one woman pops their balloon, signaling their disinterest.

white supremacy.

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Main character energy

9.51 miles at 10:52 per mile. Total time is 1:43:29.

Capital Crescent Trail. A long bike path in a wooded area.

Fletcher's Cove on the C&O canal in Georgetown, a small white house.

The Georgetown Waterfront, with the JFK Center spotted through trees on the Potomac.

9.5 miles today. Went up to Bethesda then ran the Capital Crescent Trail 7 miles down to DC, then 2.5 on the Mall. My new furthest run AND I was 27 seconds faster on my avg pace than last week! I was holding a 10 min/mi for 5 miles.

& spotted a proposal on the Gtown waterfront, s/o to the couple!

Lmao, just absolute loser shit how some refuse to acknowledge how we are absolutely cooked in the EV and renewable energy game

Hey remember years ago when that yt woman said something racist about going to Africa and hopped on the plane and they started the whole hashtag about how she's going to find out she's fired by the time she lands? Yeah.

Translation: you got the right one

Markwaynehead

Every time I hear Markwayne I think of the Wayans Bros cartoon Waynehead

i think it’s extremely funny to be draining the resources of a website where it’s obvious the owners of the website fucking hate the user base they created. i’m having an excellent time and every time they whine about us, i think it’s extremely funny.

Reading this and special shoutout to Vincent of the THIMK blog a decade-plus ago who was scanning and sharing full issues of The Source from all throughout the early '90s. I know I still have some of those scans on a drive somewhere.

Can't believe I still have to interview for jobs while our government wages war on its own citizens and others. We sit on the cusp of WWIII and I still have to tell people I'm a data-driven leader and enthusastic cross-functional collaborator. LMAO someone just nuke me already. Just me, nobody else.

Honestly great call from the haters

The guy about the Iran war is prolly coming out of that like "gotem. Surely that'll show em"

Every time I read a Chotiner Q&A I'm there wondering if the person interviewed leaves the interview knowing that it didn't go well or are they gung ho thinking that they aced that

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

Way too many Jalens in the NBA

Calling AI slop "slop" is locking in with calling right wingers weird. Don't let up off the gas

And I'm not even trying to pay attention, it's just that this one really blows (and like many newsrooms, we run their pieces a lot).

Sideshow : TIGRAY FUNK Read Dash Lewis’ review of the album.

today at @pitchfork.com i wrote about TIGRAY FUNK, sideshow's haunted, worn-out masterpiece. it's some of the Best New Music you'll hear right now

YEESH

Every single day!

‘We watched 9/11 from the rooftop, blasting the music out’: how The Disintegration Loops became a requiem for the attacks It is an epic piece of music that literally falls apart – and it perfectly captured the end-of-days chaos after the tragedy. Composer William Basinski and musician Anohni recall its febrile birth in N...

Oh hell yeah. Was just reading this:

One consistently proven thing is that this site succeeds in spite of the people who developed it

Remembering the period of my life when I had to know what "estoppel" meant and shuddering