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Are we even sure there are any lawyers left at DoD?

01.03.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't wait for the demented tweets about how SEALs have captured Fidel Castro.

28.02.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Israeli news company reporting that Khamenei is dead.

28.02.2026 14:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

N12's front page includes "ื—'ืืžื ืื™ ื—ื•ืกืœ"

28.02.2026 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bibi has always been bad at long-term thinking, his entire career has been incremental steps to dodge the next self-inflicted crisis.

28.02.2026 13:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ali Larijani, probably.

28.02.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will "state-mandated gfs" be in Reform's next manifesto?

24.02.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has anyone checked if ODNI is just the History Channel in a trench coat?

24.02.2026 15:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not so much that a high graduate premium is a good thing, but that the lack of one is caused by a bad thing (low wage growth for graduates)

20.02.2026 12:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even funnier than when he spent two hours "researching" and discovered that the Spanish Civil War was a thing that happened.

16.02.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Chat is it good or bad if the only defense against starvation is eating food forever"

16.02.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 267 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

That's not a response to my question. Let me simplify it for you. Do you think any MAGA governor would ever sign *a single* pro-LGBT bill?

16.02.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Has Gavin Newsom really signed the most pro-trans bills of any governor? <p>The California governor made the claim in an interview this week. Read on for our fact-check.</p>

Sure. Do you think any MAGA governor would sign 47 pro-LGBT bills?

www.advocate.com/politics/gav...

16.02.2026 14:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's demonstrably not true.

16.02.2026 13:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If only there were some way to measure the total amount spent on food over time.

15.02.2026 18:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Typhon missile system - Wikipedia

Yes, the Army has already done work on it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typhon_...

15.02.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The year is 2032. Following the death of Trump, the Republican Party is no more. President Pritzker announces he will add another five liberal Justices to SCOTUS. Enormous Dem majorities in the House & Senate approve of his plan.

Susan Collins wins re-election by 7%.

10.02.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICE Fallen Officers There are few more noble professions than service as a federal law enforcement officer.

According to ICE's own website, 2016. Almost every single death on the page is medical.

10.02.2026 14:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Carcinisation but it's every voter demographic on the planet turning into the median voter.

10.02.2026 14:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well you see, raising taxes means someone richer than me (the government) is taking my money which means it's capitalism and therefore right-wing.

Or something.

10.02.2026 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Morale is edible, right?

10.02.2026 13:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The CEO in question was already gone before the boycott started.

08.02.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not complicated at all, did you read the article? The only "connection" is that Starbucks investors (including a former CEO) are also investors in other companies. That has nothing to do with Starbucks itself.

08.02.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Labour FPTP supporters have always made little sense. In a hundred years, only four (!!) people have ever won Labour a majority in an election. Under a more proportional voting system, there would have been many more Labour PMs (as the heads of coalitions)

03.02.2026 14:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The dementia must've made him forget about the ballroom.

01.02.2026 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Which raises another question: Was Jeffrey Epstein a Twitch chatter?

31.01.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The difference is exactly what fascinates me. The CPC, GOP, etc. say absolutely insane things about opponents with a coherent worldview. What will Reform say about an opponent that doesn't? I can only imagine it will be hilarious (and then depressing, if they win..)

30.01.2026 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very curious to see how this phenomenon will manifest when Reform starts (more proactively) campaigning vs Lab.

30.01.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something deeply unwell in people who cannot tell (feel?) the difference between "this person kind of annoys me sometimes" and "this person is basically Hitler and it is my personal Holocaust whenever I see one of their posts"

30.01.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 126 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Seattle 69ers

30.01.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0