a man wearing a wig and sunglasses with the words now you see me above him ALT: a man wearing a wig and sunglasses with the words now you see me above him

He would just disappear.

a cartoon character is wearing a santa hat and says howdy ho ! ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a santa hat and says howdy ho !

Miss Lindsay Graham doesn't have any children but he could send one of his poo's to fight in Iran.

My local gas station just raised a gallon of gas another ¢.15 since 2 days ago. $4.15 a gallon now.

a man wearing a batman t-shirt is standing in front of a table with tools . ALT: a man wearing a batman t-shirt is standing in front of a table with tools .

BAZINGA!

a man in a suit and tie holds an american flag in his hands ALT: a man in a suit and tie holds an american flag in his hands

"I wish this was Claudia Sheinbaum."

a close up of a person 's back with their hair flying in the wind . ALT: a close up of a person 's back with their hair flying in the wind .

I never thought of lead paint chips but that makes perfect sense.

another perfect day in our north korean paradise is written in yellow ALT: another perfect day in our north korean paradise is written in yellow

Tasty recipes with tree bark and grass. Co-written with my CWPF, Donnie Drumpf.

donald trump is giving a speech in front of a microphone and making a funny face . ALT: donald trump is giving a speech in front of a microphone and making a funny face .

"2 weeks. I gots problems with the math.... unless it's a girls age. Me likey young ones!"

an orangutan is driving a golf cart in a park . ALT: an orangutan is driving a golf cart in a park .

FORE!

a cartoon girl in a pink dress is standing next to two logs and says it 's log , log , log . ALT: a cartoon girl in a pink dress is standing next to two logs and says it 's log , log , log .

Is that a real post? I know Markwayne is stupid, but really....

a dog is dancing in a living room in front of a fish tank . ALT: a dog is dancing in a living room in front of a fish tank .

GOTTA DANCE!

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Don't bring me into this.

donald trump speaking into a microphone with the words many people are saying this above him ALT: donald trump speaking into a microphone with the words many people are saying this above him

WHY ARE OUR MILITARY FOLLOWING UNLAWFUL ORDERS FROM A CONVICTED FELON?

Double pardon contestant.

Wolves are just dogs with attitude.
I was lucky enough to have one as a friend and companion.

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I believe they're referring to Hillary and Kamala telling us that Donnie Drumpf is a lying dipshit.

a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling and making a funny face . ALT: a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling and making a funny face .

But Donnie Drumpf says we have tons of shit. Is he lying? 😱

Donnie Drumpf never lies.

How bout them SUNDEVIL'S!!!

Donnie Drumpf is a tiny penis'd fucktard!

a man in a blue suit and red tie is making a funny face ALT: a man in a blue suit and red tie is making a funny face

"I'll buy Argentina, Bolivia and Chile for a dollar."

I'll pay my taxes when Donnie Drumpf is DEAD!

Pay my rent for the rest of my short life.

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They're CWPF's. Donnie Drumpf even has his own cover name. KRAZNOV! Aren't we lucky to have a Russian asset running our country? I feel special.

a bowl of tamales with butterflies in the background and the word blingee at the bottom ALT: a bowl of tamales with butterflies in the background and the word blingee at the bottom

I'm American but love tamales. Does that mean I'm Mexican

a close up of a woman 's face with a blue background that says cause ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a blue background that says cause

This should be our PRESIDENT!

a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd

Are we ready to yank him out of his spider hole yet? Count me in.

a close up of a brown dog with a serious look on his face . ALT: a close up of a brown dog with a serious look on his face .

There's a reason why Donnie Drumpf doesn't like animals. They know stuff.