Unless Donnie Drumpf is removed from the head of government or dies, there will be NO November election. If you believe otherwise, you are wrong.

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A couple of douches and their douchelette.

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Going from Jeffery Epstein's hooker to first lady is kinda courageous.

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"I love KEENTUCKY!"

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Is there a doctor in the house?

Fuck no!

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Donnie Drumpf holding a Women's History celebration at the White House is akin to being invited to dinner at Dr. Lecter's house.

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Just so we're clear. I call him Donnie Drumpf because that's his name. He's NEVER been my P word and I will never think of him that way and NEVER call him that.

Also I have hated Donnie Drumpf since 2016.

Send your goons after me you spineless piece of shit!

EPSTEIN FILES!

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That better be McIlhenny's on your eggs.

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He's drunk again.

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I want to chew on Kristi Noem's face!

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It's not pretty much.

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Paper or plastic?

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There's always the tried and true Louisville Slugger....

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Bruno on Mars.

Dogs don't have a concept of time so there's no 3 second rule.

Neither do I. I'm 70, and given the chance I'd push his face in.

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Get out the Wagon Queen Family Truckster! We're going to Iran!

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Hopefully we'll still be alive to piss on his grave.

Nixon was an altar boy compared to Donnie Drumpf.

You're a pariah who can hold his head high because you defended the Constitution. In that regard, it must feel damn good.

It's not appropriate for a convicted felon and child rapist to inhabit the White House, but here we are.

How the HELL did you get to Zelinsky? I didn't say anything about him.

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"What Epstein Files? I didn't rape a little girl, beat her to death and then have her dead body dumped in a hole at Zorro Ranch."

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All cabinet members will now be required to wear Donnie Shoes.

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Can someone please play Ave Maria. I think this guy's having a stroke. He's got drain bamage!