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Wrapped Week 1 of Forgotten Girl Groups!
If you want a lil music history, I'm doing them every day on Instagram and my site overpricedvodka.com/2026/03/03/f...
70 degrees incoming, so you know what that meannnssss.....
Summer Situationship Applications now open!
The body is always built 💪
Let's hear it for the "I went running and now my roots are puffy" pigtails
Let's go investigate, for confirmation
Now that Black History Month is over:
1. Watermelon is nasty
2. Beyonce oversang just about everything from 1998 to 2013
3. Wiggy baby hairs are so crazy
4. You can put raisins in VERY SPECIFIC potato salad recipes
5. Martin has never been funny
Hilldawg eating them up as per usual 💅
Well so far, nobody has gone "ew stop" when I smiled, so I'ma just take it!
My sister got married when I was 7 and I was the ring bearer. I was nervous about falling, so I was expressionless during rehearsal. The wedding planner said, "You have a great smile -- use it all the time! It's going to light up the whole wedding!"
And I still think about her when I feel ugly 🥹
I can't imagine growing up in the house with a cult leader as a mom and a step-great grandpa as a dad.
And then she goes on TV so the whole world knows about it?
I hope Robert Jr. went peacefully.
Usually, I get around 30 emails a day so either:
1. We went out of business
2. I got fired and nobody told me
3. Something is broken and nobody is getting comms
4. Everyone is doing their job so well today that they don't need to ask me anything
Real Housewives of Atlanta is literally fine. It's no worse than anything else on Bravo so you can leave Mona Scott-Young's trashploitation out of the convo.
So, truth be told, if you wanna blame anyone for the downturn of reality TV, blame yourselves. It's your hyperfixation on these people OUTSIDE of the show that has forced them to edit, censor, and hide their real lives because of how y'all act on social media.
New RHOA only differs from old RHOA in how aware they are of the camera and the lack of breakout stars.
That doesn't make it Love & Hip-Hop. That just makes it in line with every other reality show on television where people are less authentic bc of social media.
Like....I am actually so sick of the revisionist history y'all throw on RHOA. It was never The Show y'all pretend it was. Because it was The Real Housewives! It was never in some classy box you're trying to force it to be in today.
Y'all never say RHONJ or RHOC is giving Love & Hip-Hop and the only difference between their antics and the ones on RHOA are the RHOA girls doing it in tighter clothes with bigger butts because they have the bodies to do so.
Just say you have a double-standard for Black people and keep it moving.
I thought she was just drunk, thought it was Tuesday instead of Monday, and couldn't spell it.
Sorry, friend!
That window of sunshine right over Black History Month Brunch tho!
Might have to act up.
Mind you, this lady just started last week and I'm the only Black person in the NY office. Like, what happened to hi....how are you....my name is...
I didn't actually say that, but still. Don't ask me dumb non-work-related questions on a Monday morning.
It's Monday.
To this day idk how Waterworld was panned. That's epic cinema.
Here go some blizzard bullshit, my favorite things of 2025.
Nothing....NOTHING....makes me feel older than trying to do this stupid shit on the first try.
3 business days later, I finally get it but the moment has passed.
Cut it OUT 🗣
These are my top ten takeaways. Some are revelations of things I didn’t know and others are realizations of things I did know to some extent and either forgot or gained a new context for.
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For whatever modern take you want to have on a 20-year-old show where Episode X or Challenge Y pissed you off so much that you have to tell the internet about it today, did it piss you off enough to stop watching the next episode?
