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07.03.2026 15:13
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Friends — I’m very short. At my zenith I was 4 feet, 11 inches. From time to time, worried parents of abnormally short children phone or email me seeking reassurance. Here's what I tell them.
https://robertreich.substack.com/p/heightism
In rod we trust
I can't get over this number: in 2007, there were 360,000 newspaper jobs. Now, there are 80,000. "My local paper sucked!" Sure. What sucks even more? The void. "I get all my news from the Guardian!" No, the Guardian doesn't report on your town council, your school board, local cops.
🎯. And a lot of people lost second places, too, when work became full remote.
I liked the ad about how good NBC used to be
Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.
The last word of every sentence is in italics here, the better to imagine the Beastie Boys rapping about quicklime.
Nobody will get promoted for adding dark mode to GDoc so it won't get done
If you make a security system for MCP servers, you have to name it Tron. Sorry, I don't make the rules
Two older men are sitting on a couch in a cozy, dimly lit living room. They appear to be laughing and enjoying themselves, with one man holding a drink and the other adjusting his glasses while smiling. Both seem amused by a story being told. Overlaid text reads: 'AND THAT SMUG LOOK ON HIS FACE, "YOU'RE GONNA BUY MY CHICKEN."' The setting suggests a casual, humorous conversation.
Time to put it down. The horse not the teen.
A still from The Simpsons when Ned Flanders sits up in bed as the New Year begins. “January 1st! Better get going on those taxes, Neddy!”
January 1st! Better get going on those taxes!
jeremy strong in springsteen: deliver me from nowhere in a yellow turtleneck and glasses
jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.
I donated a car to charity a few years back and my reward for it is a pretty constant barrage of emails asking me why the fuck I’m not giving them more cars
Someone should make a movie based on Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol
APP NOTIFICATION: MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
EMAIL: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
TEXT: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD
MESSAGE REGARDING MY CHILD: Remember the winter concert is tomorrow!
legendary item
Now, I'm no branding expert, but...
Discord, who recently leaked a heap of personal data in a security breach, wants my personal data to let me access a channel I created in a server I created. Thank you, Australian government.
You should be able to mute posts by image. I’d start with this one.
Morning Brew @MorningBrew To recap: • HBO Max doesn't renew deal with Sesame Street • Netflix picks up Sesame Street • Netflix announces it's buying HBO Max Elmo's out here playing 3D chess above a photo of Elmo on a throne with the caption "Tell HBL. I want the, to know it was me."
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