DataShade

I think it's that governments held together longer than the Reagan years implied they would

apollo prophecy dodgeball meme for when alex palantir has altman polymarketed

Yeah, I was really counting on more off-sites being off-book

one promise the cyberpunk future failed to deliver on is multinational corporations murdering each other en masse (and plenty of good paying jobs murdering corporate suits). would be a lot better if these guys were actually thinning out their ranks instead of banding together

If you didn't have to slam the car into gear, then ethically: also no.

My vote: Ethically, yes. Criminally, no. Insurance liability, also yes.

quick, what kinda scientist do you want to be?

"I got my PhD by writing prompts instead of doing research, I'm winning"

got some bad news, there still no jobs and now you also know nothing

Did You Know? people on the internet can and will lie to you if it benefits them. just a little tip. keep that in your back pocket

The good news is no one is buying Xbox consoles anymore.

the pentagon is planning to make the military's independent news service less independent, less journalistic, and more propagandistic

During the first war on terror there was this rogue public housing administrator in a rural county in Kentucky (can’t remember which) who kept on calling the INS (prior to the HSA that made ICE) on Latino friends of his tenants because they might be sleeper cells

@TheTimmyToes TWITTER: Several of the people you follow liked this random tweet! ME: I don't want notifications like this. How do I turn them off? TWITTER: none of this will matter soon anyway ME: What? TWITTER: what

@meaning_enjoyer holy heck i'm training a zoomer kid to use the computer at work and it's exactly like training a boomer @agraybee There is exactly one generation that can rotate a pdf and there will never be another. The knowledge dies with us.

@AbrasiveGhost Me:[explaining twitter] imagine the worlds worst ppl &the worlds funniest ppl had a fake war online mom: sounds awful Me:[excitedly] it is

mapquest 2d Waze is the 👮‍♂️ menacingsquirreluh e 2d Does Mapquest tell you when the police are ahead like Waze?

i'm sorry mapquest i wasn't familiar with your game

@ruinedpicnic [walking by a river and I see a beaver wearing a t-shirt] me: I don't even know what to say about this beaver: maybe this isn't about you

You're gonna find out pretty quick how many academics are lazy mfs and only on campus for the prestige, paycheck and access to 18 year olds.

“Vibe Governing”

“Fund the police” was Biden’s *applause* line in his first joint address to Congress. It was written to echo LBJ saying “we shall overcome” in his joint address as a lifeline to a movement under attack. I really don’t bring it up enough.

Despite almost nonexistent evidence against the defendants, the government chose to indict them for a claimed “spontaneous conspiracy,” a felony. The one commonality among these four defendants is that via social media platforms and public statements they were all outspoken critics of the Trump Administration. They all specifically vocalized their criticism of Operation Midway Blitz and the violence perpetrated by federal agents at the Broadview Facility and elsewhere.7 Perhaps most salient, all four defendants who remain charged in this case are Democrats who either hold public office (Messrs. Rabbit and Straw), is a candidate for public office (congressional candidate, Ms. Abughazaleh), or works for the Democratic Congressional campaign (Mr. Martin). Notably, of the two defendants the government has dismissed from the indictment, one did not hold and did not seek public office (Ms. Walsh) and other withdrew her candidacy for public office as a direct result of her being charged in this case (Ms. Sharp).

"The one commonality among these four defendants is that via social media platforms and public statements they were all outspoken critics of the Trump Administration."

They also note dismissed defendant Cat Sharp "withdrew her candidacy for public office as a direct result of her being charged."

i have a "magneto was right" t-shirt because of course i do (actually i own two of them), but i also need a "mewtwo was right" t-shirt and... it doesn't look like that exists??? what the hell????

Now why would skate boarding be silly just because its biggestest star was named Mike Hawk. Mike Hawk could really shred. There is nothing wrong with Mike Hawk. Mike Hawk is respected across the world. Everyone wants to see Mike Hawk. i want to shake hands with Mike Hawk. Mike Hawk

oh, and, let this be today's reminder: EVERYTHING is Twain Studies

(Obviously being atheist or a religious skeptic is a fine and good thing to be. It's just worth pointing out that like most genocidal fascists, Netanyahu is a hypocrite who doesn't actually believe his own sales pitch.

Oh by the way, Benjamin Netanyahu is rather famously an atheist who doesn't practice Judaism religiously in any meaningful way and cosplays as an observant man for the cameras during campaign season.

(noticing my Zone is being flooded) oh no!

the ideal amount I would like to think about measles is zero and I resent that I had that once and no longer do

I actually laughed. They are children. Bullies. But also children. If you can tune out the horrific nature of it all for a second, “it’s open they just won’t stop shooting at us!” is a child’s logic. My god.

VAN RIPER SENDS HIS REGARDS!!!!