ligma franca

i feel like we’re about 15 minutes away from someone unironically saying “funslop”

Atlantis mentioned!!!

That's just how she is. What about you?

- the G is squished
- the notches dont line up with how someone would draw the line, nor a stencil, etc, which could work except:
- the notches are all at different levels so theres no cohesion
- the A has a different swoosh than every other letter

( electrocution , robot limb removal )

electronic toy

this is a kink post! i draw weird porn and i get off to being gagged!

they don't tell you this but your thirties are for being in your teens

where’s the line between this and “i really don’t wanna inconvenience retail employees cause working retail suuuuuuuucks”

I strongly believe we might’ve prevented a lot of the rollbacks on renewables over the last two years if we’d made an adequately gender-performing rail gun.

or we could just, yanno, not be there

sigh. flying saucers just dont mutilate cattle like they used to /:

ok, first you take the brioche - Holy Christ theres a bug the size of Havana, Michigan in h-
what? no, what? yes of course i understand the ramifications of sending in the guards to her cell
*puts down phone*
ok where were we?

christen your new car by beating the fuck out of it with a bottle of champagne

misgendering kink (referring to you as the wrong animal)

he got tory’d

i had the idea of a “king of sales” tattoo (from @nothingdoingcomic.bsky.social ) and the idea so horrified me i got off the couch and started doing chores

and yet more whitewashing, cause *who’s* stereotypes are gonna get applied 🙄

medium case scenario you might not have it but still find a useful technique and now life is a little easier, and you understand people with <brain thing> a bit better

me with “ugh guys only get boring colors to wear”
(tho lbr if i wasnt trans this would STILL be true)

house party where everyone communicates via mic + headphones, despite being in person

house party where the outfits are randomized

house party with zero alcohol but you have to leave drunk somehow

house party where you keep your shoes on inside

like this isn’t “ugh i wish i was creative” it’s “ough, the things i spend my time on aren’t really able to be interacted with by anyone except those already involved”

something something desire for connection etc etc

forever envious of artists ability to make something that people can experience

happy to report i learned how to update the dns record for a bluesky username

i'm that king kong smoke, 200 foot ape cock like a t-rex shaped mall cop. im not on shit i am shit, you're nothing to me man.
i'm fuckin bitches seven ways to sunday, cock caged, ass pluged. like god intended.

Kinda poetic international women's day is one hour shorter because Americans are like that.

She moves like a knife

Q: how come all your characters are so muscular? If they're too skinny my poor characters will look like they're not being fed!!! Men should be buffed and women should be vavoom!!

if anyone ever asks why my ocs' bodies look the way they do, i will send them this response from the creator of fma

jett filmore from GOAT

Kit Mambo from animalympics

what if they kissed