Coopey

Rule #1 of doing a bit of political stuff the state shouldn’t know about!

Wake up, babe.
This decade’s Bozier just dropped.

The pickled eggs are awesome.
I fully encourage everyone to take up home pickling.

It’s cheaper than a PlayStation.

#PickleMarch

Ugh, that reads like I’m fanboying them, when really I’m looking down at your poor take

*big yawn & stretch*

Proton are exactly as private as they claimed, it’s you that didn’t understand

£5 on Spurs to win the Euro Mega League?

*more cranky

Don’t know why I am on the Blueski picked up iPad to do some job searching because I’m at the point in current one where I’m annoyed by everything so much I am becoming abrasive and cranky with everyone

Wait, I delete that last post. I’ll post something proper smug when the good bit happens

Leek and potato because I don’t like leeks but they’re awesome in soup 🤷‍♂️
Or maybe a Butternut Squash / Mexican Squash Soup for a bit of spice.

But I do love mist veg soup.

If we all post “Kier Fartmer” at 19.30 on Thursday the tweetstorm will bring down the government and reverse Brexit

#FBAF #FollowBackAntiFartmer #bantersky #uklols

Ooh, I kinda want peanut noodles now.

I’m that good at soup I genuinely gave thought to writing a recipe book from my LiveJournal recipe blog (yes, that long ago).
But still love a 68p tin of soup too when in your situation. All of soup is wonderful.

Except cream of mushroom.

SOUP

How come govt always thinks about “hardworking tax payers” and not about “phoning-it-in taxpayers” like me?

I thought it would be sensible to fill my car up with petrol. In hindsight I should have just filled the fuel tank.

Things I enjoy: when you inadvertently get synergy in the alt texts of photos in the post and a reply

Things I don’t enjoy: cauliflower

As a USian who has not read the whole of the post: That’s not in the constitution you idiot
The 28th amendment prevents animals from manifesting in the physical realm due to their consistent JAYWALKING

Peter Kay pointing past the camera presumably to an audience member who remembers what garlic bread was like in 1976

Hubba Bubba? What were that all about?

Is it “Microslop” or “Micro$lop”?

Need to get it right as it’s for work.

When you buy the beef cos you’re gonna do a banging lasagna bolognese but it turns out you’re too depressed to make sauce so you just fry it and stir it in to your microwave rice

Rocky is my favourite alien and I can’t wait to see them on the big screen.
First movie I’ve wanted to go and see for many, many years. So seeing that it’s good is a big plus

Sorry for the swear, USian friends

Some cunts in the bookshop loudly announcing “See what you want then we’ll buy it off Amazon”.

Yeah won’t be able to do that once all the shops are closed will you? Jeff’ll be laughing at you from his eight super-yacht.

woke

Pickled eggs are more fun than The News.

Pickling some eggs, lxds.

Going all-in on pickling this month.

February was all about laziness, March is all about pickling, pickles, pickle and pickled things.

#PickleMarch

I had a friend take offence because I said I thought they were too smart to use that AI (sic) shite.

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