no matter how much you hate cops, there's always room for more hate

well I guess it was "Championship or Bust or Bail And Go Back To Port St. Lucie"

Kash Patel tasks Gina Carano to find Savannah Guthrie's mother

There's half a dozen things a day you've never seen before, but what I can't get over is starting a war on total lack of political credit.

First read this as "most of the season" and was ready to self immolate

Pitt band members’ singing distraction during opponents’ free throws goes viral (Gift Article) What started as an attempt to throw of volleyball players during their serves has made its way to the ACC basketball tournament.

enjoy, @opg.bsky.social

Because he's got ace-tier pun potential.

All jokes Assad,
Assad from the obvious,

Trade: The 49ers are finalizing a trade with the Cowboys for standout DT Osa Odighizuwa, per me, @tompelissero.bsky.social, and Jane Slater.

Big-time DL help.

I personally think it's incredibly admirable for Team America to be showing solidarity with the Israelis by getting thrown out of the tournament immediately

'Hillary praises Trump & says he’s much better in his second term: “I think all of that is a very good signal that there is beginning to be a better understanding both by the President & the people around him… that there can be common ground amongst us”'

Where are all those "Hillary was right about everything" people from the other day? This your fucking queen?

"Hillary was right about Trump would do...and she agrees with doing those things"

I'm sure when Trump finally does die, his propagandists will fabricate some patrotic pap as his "last words." Wonder what his actual last words will be...

The funniest reply to a bad take is always the bad 3d diarrhea

So funny that Team America loaded up on Phillies like the last 3 postseasons were a fluke and they're actually not prodigious choke artists

Oh did Aaron judge choke again

my timeline:

A bunch of Republicans on a Fox network embarrassing America, must be a day ending in Y.

Aah a throwing error that lets a run score, Brad Keller will fit right in here.

They're conservative

👍

Bryce Harper: I just had all of the blood in my body cycled through a machine that cleans it. It cost $300,000. This will help me with baseball.

Ondřej Satoria: Eh, I just ehh… fix de light. I throw ball now, yes? *Smokes 8 eastern european cigarettes from an unmarked red pack at the same time*

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

This is a great way to start, but what needs to change is - after these stammering losers expose themselves, you don't shrug and let the embarrassment be their punishment.

You take them outside and

I would say this is why you don't talk to fascists, you hit them

Lotta people saying this guy is stupid and maybe he is stupid. More importantly, he’s evil.

goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

‘This guy is going to destroy civilization as we know it, and the earth, and all because of these people who don't have any idea why they're alive.’
- Michael Shannon in 2016 predicting the hell we’re in now
www.rogerebert.com/interviews/y...

Oooh they have ALL the Lady G footage

Columbine happened, my mom was a HS teacher at time and that weekend nothing said about it and instead got an extended bit about putting more in the collection plate