Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare

God, that last panel will just pop into my imagination some weekday afternoon and I will have to do five-minute breathing exercises to purge the unprofessional thoughts that follow

Montana basketball player Money Williams

Broke: dollar bills

Woke:

MAN

what a great sizzle reel :D

I will never forget seeing the original Blair Witch in a *packed* movie theatre in Washington, DC -- the crowd really made it memorable

Also, yes, dear god, this is one of the scariest movies ever, that final shot still gives me nightmares

I have a ton! XD What are some of your current faves?

+ Hereditary (best horror movie in last 20 years, imo)
+ No One Will Save You (alien-abduction horror! Underrated)
+ The Witch
+ The Descent
+ Get Out
+ A Quiet Place
+ Mandy
+ Train to Busan (Korean zombies, soooo good)
+ The Babadook

Become your own fantasy

I call this photo "Reggie ponders his orb" :)

I see you, Theodous <3

holy shit

Wow, every single fund in my retirement accounts are on downward trends. Every single one. Great job, Mr. Shit-for-Brains president.

Mae: [Holding wasp spray] Is this good for wasps? Gregg: No, it kills them.

Greggory Lee. Customer Service Director.

#NITW #nightinthewoods #greggorylee #maeborowski

redraw of a meme

reparenting

I need season 2 NOW #dungeonmeshi

He's all ears.

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

Happy anniversary you two!! <3 Here’s to many more.

I hate to ask but would anyone I know in the Bay Area be willing to foster a few cats for a month or so?

They are sweethearts but their humans are having a bit of a family emergency and need to rehome them for a short while. (Month-ish?)

We need to find them someplace to be by Wednesday.

This instantly increases my heart rate for some strange reason

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

A kobold "sun bathing" in one of those "hotdog warmer & roller box" things you see at gas stations (The kobold ate all the hotdogs before getting in) (They are taking Poison damage) (From the hotdogs)

Hold on to anything #brainbunnies

Horses’s favorite pasta sauce bologneighs

If our elected officials aren't willing to AT LEAST push consequences for the illegal and immoral behavior of this administration, get the fuck out and let in someone else who will.

Consequences are the bare minimum I require for my vote. Otherwise, quit wasting my time.

Colorado governor signal he'll commute sentence of election denier. Pressured by President Trump, Gov. Jared Polis said he is considering the release of Tina Peters, the last high-profile 2020 election meddler still imprisoned. His fellow Democrats are outraged.

File this under "Why establishment Dems keep losing."

If you won't act like an opposition party, we'll replace you.

Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads “take time to enjoy the little things”

Take time to enjoy the little things.

Another in the ‘Motivational Kaiju’ series
#art #kaiju

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

I will never be mad about more Mike. He's really good in it too!

I do not know why people want to wait until they're in the loudest possible environments to call me, but here we are

I MEAN HERE WE ARE