“I have come around to suspecting that Kohberger was not the catalyst for all the horror—that it wasn’t his idea.”
“I have come around to suspecting that Kohberger was not the catalyst for all the horror—that it wasn’t his idea.”
“If Brooklyn continues to follow the Harry playbook like this, we can probably expect a tell-all documentary and book before long.”
“I sent my kids there because other parents sent their kids there. It sounds terrible, but it’s true.”
Tyler James Williams’s least favorite present: “Someone else’s headshot.”
"A jaunty, irreverent, and constantly surprising sermon on forgiveness."
“He would regularly scream at his employees when they displeased him.”
An accordion that’s more than a joke! A digital writing pad by Montblanc! An app for all your recipes! And more.
How inappropriately did Victoria dance, exactly? How does one dance “on” someone?
“I’m so angry that you left this world at 16, just because you wanted to celebrate New Year’s.”
“There was a lot of responsibility on my shoulders. [But it] just made me want to prepare as much as I could to be able to give it my all."
Tyler James Williams’s preferred form of revenge: “The pettiest long game.”
"As ever in Saunders, poignancy and farce are so wrapped up with one another that we don’t know whether to howl with laughter or with alarm."
“Here, unlike Gstaad or Zermatt, there is a tradition of minimizing the glitz.”
“Many of the former employees I was in touch with expressed fear of what speaking out would mean—even after Lynch was dead.”
This trio of celebrated Brooklyn writers continues to generate an endless supply of reality-TV-worthy melodrama.
“If we said there was an accomplice, we’d look like fools for negotiating the plea bargain. The truth is ... there is a lot that we don’t know. Or that we will ever know.”
“I went to Le Constellation with my friends. It’s where I had my first kiss.”
“We lost the colonies because our King went insane. But now the shoe’s on the other bloody foot, isn’t it?”
“If she had turned it down and said: ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today."