Scott Shiffner

It’s hard to discern what’s behind the Foghorn Leghorn schtik.

He’s Andrew Jackson with bone spurs!

It seems each year his vocabulary loses a few hundred words.

Personally, I’d start the search by researching the origins of the cabinet members.

I get the impression he doesn’t know very many American”people.”

A strong”Let me talk to your supervisor!” Vibe coming from her all day. I guess the Audience of One appreciates that.

Trump could truthfully begin all his sentences with”I don’t know why…”

I met Earl Lloyd during his time with the Nats. The pioneers had to go through a lot. A fine man.

Swagger, yep, that was what was missing…,

Trump’s most at ease when he’s surrounded by broken toys.

Just because he learned a new word doesn’t mean he had to use it. Although “recalibrate” SOUNDS like it might have something to do with firearms.

When Trump goes at the NFl, I just go, “Where’s my popcorn?”

But it’s so easy to cut and paste.

Turns out they weren’t concerned about YOUR guns, only THEIR guns.

Corollary: it’s hard to beat something with nothing.

Everything he touches dies.

Republican Sen. Thom Tillis blasts Trump for weaponizing the DOJ against Jerome Powell and the Fed:

"It is now the independence and credibility of the Department of Justice that are in question."

“Sometimes public service requires standing firm in the face of threats, which is what this unambiguously is”

How did the banker dude get here before the leaders of every self-mythologizing media organization or even Congress

Fare Thee Well

It’s like the world’s most obnoxious high school debate team is now running the Federal Government.

If you no longer register “truth” and “falsehood”, you can never tell a lie.

Just like “smart guys” don’t need to go around convincing people they’re smart.

Just following a time honored tradition from the first 3 decades of the previous century.

Political cartoons featuring Teddy Roosevelt & Woodrow Wilson all showing examples of American Imperialism.

While it's some bullshit to exploit Latin&Central America, ignore anyone who says "this isn't who we are".

Here are a few political cartoons from Roosevelt & Wilson's era and one on U.S. Imperialism all from over a century ago. A couple of these are lionizing that very imperialism.

Donald Trump says he’ll run Venezuela, so by his business record, it’ll soon be shut down

Tulsi Gabbard in 2019:

"The United States needs to keep our hands off Venezuela... end these destructive and wasteful regime change wars... proven to cause more problems, increase suffering, increase instability for the people in the countries where we wage these wars. In Latin America especially".

When my dog peed every ten or fifteen paces, I thought it was asserting dominance. After awhile I realized it was just scared of getting lost.

It’s her superpower.

So much for “Comforting the afflicted, and afflicting the comfortable.” From now on we only punch down.