06.03.2026 13:18
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great "pottering about" game. often find myself meaning to do one thing but then i'm on the other end of the map and just tiding up or finding one of the items i need and going back to put it with other pieces. a game in a mess and the devs let you tidy up? and it's a hit, you say?
pokopia has that same thing DQ builders has where it's a game about the limitless fun of exploration and decoration, but only if you decorate it like this and explore specifically over here.
i expect it's the former
which critics are we even giving this advice to. you know? there are five left in the world.
can you believe how explicit this is??? yes. they're all explicit now. there's no network television anymore.
said this about Gen V - the standard has caught up with the absurd. it's not a parody. it's just the thing in the genre it's in.
also yeah, it's: "i'm shit" and they all clapped.
i'm smart and i don't remember any fucking Proper Nouns and start every sentence with... like... you know.... what chance do these david lloyd cunts have
there was the The Newsagents segment where the tory MP was pithy and charming in a way literally no one has ever been
i love industry man. my favourite fantasy show. it imagines these people are smart.
EVIL CHARLI XCX BE LIKE: so stylish, baby tees stayed on
On May 8, 2027 this will happen to all cubes
DF stay winning
you going to get in the way of royalty?
Sony no longer plans to release PlayStation games on PC? Maybe they should consider releasing some on PlayStation!
i found 10p in the sofa?
They should make games for normal people who don't want to make doing some multiplayer shoots a second job
imagine how hard my life is, constantly coming up with shit like "mancave supernova" but not owning a brewery
so sorry i died. i'm in heaven now.
also i (and i've been meaning to write about this since last year but i'm fucking shit at it) the thing that makes it slop is usually quality, yes. sometimes it's the delivery method. sometimes it's the speed of consumption. sometimes it's because you gather around the trough with the boys.
silksong?
we're all playing objectlikes. we're all doing activityslop.
find it hard to be prescriptive about this when the english word "thing" survives the gulf between "TV remote" and "aircraft carrier"
saw someone say "no one has ever died over a war for wind and sunshine". wrong.
is it good when country look like poisonous frog
anyway it's, transparently, viral marketing. really good campaign honestly. negative headline without any actual brand impact. we don't expect the CEO of any company cares about their products. "is it really that bad of a burger? guess i gotta try it".
time to play a big chunk of the game! [PLAYTHROUGH TIME IS VISIBILY TWO MINUTES]
