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Game Show Expert, Video Game Contrarian, Voice Over For Hire and Comedic Genius. JordanHass.com

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Who votes to make @nickhelm.bsky.social the patron saint of CheapShow?
St Nicky?

06.03.2026 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Keebler elves stand in front of 2 chip bags, each with a pile of round chips in front of them, flanked by a bowl of salsa. The elves declare "real nacho spices!" and "real cheddar!" and "real real good!"

The Keebler elves stand in front of 2 chip bags, each with a pile of round chips in front of them, flanked by a bowl of salsa. The elves declare "real nacho spices!" and "real cheddar!" and "real real good!"

Keebler Cheez 'n Chips (1987-1989): Light, round, crispy, cheese-flavored corn chips, available in Cheddar or Nacho. Keebler boasted that they were made with "real cheese and authentic nacho spices" and that they were "chock full of chunky cheese taste"

06.03.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 92 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

They should really make smaller bread bowls, like, the size of a hamburger bun

06.03.2026 08:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure if it wasn't a yucky time, I would probably be streaming Marathon, that has such a COOL style

06.03.2026 08:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 08:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 08:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You would think somebody who just beat seikiro would understand that

06.03.2026 08:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Y'all got an Oats Code I could use?

youtube.com/live/VWd3VgF...

05.03.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 209 ๐Ÿ” 32 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

RHYTHM GAMES ARE COMING BACK IN STYYYLE

06.03.2026 07:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AYYYY

06.03.2026 07:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Person playing on a neon lighted DDR platform

Person playing on a neon lighted DDR platform

We are back af bois. DDR is alive and well.

06.03.2026 06:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate doing shit like this because I'll immediately make a change lmao.

Basic thinking is games I'd love to re-experience for the first time or games I could theoretically play for another 30 years or so. Numbering doesn't matter, they're all tens. my9games.com

06.03.2026 06:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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I tried to color this digitally but didn't care much for it. So I'll just post the inked image. I need to figure out how I want to handle the lines so they look better scanned or imported as an image. Oh, well. It's fine to dabble and practice. Just important that I draw right now.

06.03.2026 03:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
What's My Line? episode from 1973, a woman with the text "LADIES UNDERWEAR" over her

What's My Line? episode from 1973, a woman with the text "LADIES UNDERWEAR" over her

What's My Line? episode from 1973, a man with the text "PICKLES" over him

What's My Line? episode from 1973, a man with the text "PICKLES" over him

06.03.2026 04:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine makes sense if you think about it

06.03.2026 04:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Press Your Luck Press Your Luck

Hey @danryckert.com I heard you wanted to be on a game show this year.

I'm sure you already applied but
pressyourluck.castingcrane.com

IT'S A GAME OF SKILL

06.03.2026 04:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 03:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 164 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Proof that @danryckert.com is just an unevolved David Letterman pokemon

05.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 78 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 03:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 90 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

it's very messy

also I think that makes you the new CEO of McDonald's

06.03.2026 04:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh wow the whiplash is terrible

05.03.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD ONES
GOOD JOB EVERYBODY

05.03.2026 22:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 120 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
05.03.2026 09:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You enjoying the show?

04.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 117 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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The Blight Side #001
@giantbomb.bsky.social @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf @danryckert.com
(Tryin' some Gary Larson art style for shits and giggles. Reliving some old Blight Club moments. Enjoy!)

03.03.2026 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 200 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Updates

01.03.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 279 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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@danryckert.com you enjoyin' the blight, kid? It's all part of the show, sometimes the blight is all part of a larger story, you need to stay tuned, blight club is a work, brother so welcome to the show!

05.03.2026 09:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Most of the footage of the famous 2000 "Super Mario 128" tech demo was recorded with handheld cameras by the audience, with the presenter drowning out the game sound. Only 10 seconds of direct feed footage exist, which reveal that the sound was a cacophony of Marios screaming.

02.03.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3799 ๐Ÿ” 1247 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44 ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

This is from one of the former Infinity Ward/Call of Duty co-founders:

05.03.2026 09:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3011 ๐Ÿ” 874 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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Bro, weโ€™ll be the cast of Wall-E if you find GenAI productive.

04.03.2026 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0