Pup Espy 🔜 LA, NYC, EDC:LV

He’s basically their god anyways

Thank Donald It’s Friday 🫡🇺🇸🦅

Well then I guess it’s time to start practicing 🤷

Step 1: bone
Step 2: mare maker 115
Step 3: profit

This is when I shove silicone sculptures into you right?

Oh…..hi……uh yeah I’m ready for a ride 🫡

iOS is fucking trash now. I’m verbally abusive to Siri and that useless fucking cunt deserves it. “It just works” my fucking ass

How much of iOS is just vibe coded at this point

Listening to the thunderstorm outside while the post nut afterglow hits rn

fuck it. let the intrusive thoughts win.

Average Amex transactions for a day

Not unless you booked it hoe. I’ve been busy and cafe was working

Bruh Friday night I tried to be responsible and take the 22 home from jackhammer but it didn’t show for an hour so I just went back to my friends’ apartment upstairs and got horny with a puppy? Also met a straight abdl couple? Still fuck the CTA but it made for a good story

Fuck you @chicagocta.bsky.social

I am officially a CTA hater after the past 5 days. You’ve stranded me across town 3 separate times and also made me miss a doctor appointment today.

I’d say go straight to fucking hell but because it’s you assholes that requires a transfer

I’ll take out a billboard if I have to and he knows I’m serious

Girl I’ll bully you via the mail if I I have to

He got me in the libideals channel and then tried to get me to buy the daily 50% off item regularly

“How can you afford to not buy it really” -Max 24/7

Bean or doc? Must know.

I regularly consider blocking @shinybetamax.bsky.social for financial reasons.

This hoe and I spend money every time we get on FaceTime and I cannot sustain this. Last night I called to complain about being sick and then we booked flights to Las Vegas for my birthday?

Someone step in and help us

🎶 This is for all my puppies who don’t get hyped enough (hey, puppies)

If you’ve been done wrong, then this your song, so turn it up 🎶

I refuse to whore myself out to any corporation…

Except delta airlines. They can hit it for free any day

Just called the side of the bed I don’t sleep on the “passenger side”

Get in bitch we’re going for a ride

Ya know, red has always been my favorite color

⛓️📸: @pupjayo.bsky.social

Idk but that doesn’t have to stop us from trying!

There is no greater threat on Chicago city streets than a black Nissan Altima with temporary tags

I've said it before but it bears repeating:
Men are soooo.....😡🤬👊🏽💢🖕👎🏽

.....but also...

MEN🥵🥵🫠🫠🫠😩🍆💦😭😭🥺🥺👉🏾👈🏾👉🏾👈🏾👉🏾👈🏾