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@rivalconga

Hem. Disappointing my father since 1982. OFMD. UK/NZ Comedy. Outsider Art. Pre-1950s True Crime. Queer Stuff. Disability. @nivcharayahel.bsky.social's favorite sister. @bonstrous.bsky.social's silliest roommate.

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This feels pointed. 😳

09.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favorite people on YouTube:

09.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
andre's giant burgers sign, bakersfield, california, 1987

andre's giant burgers sign, bakersfield, california, 1987

andre's giant burgers sign, bakersfield, california, 1987

09.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 243 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7

Yay! My first bit of #OFMD something to display, and it's something so gorgeous. Thank you.

08.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty!

08.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pay Quiara Hazlewood using PayPal.Me Go to paypal.me/Quiara and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

I’m gonna be $300 short this week bc social security deducted my Medicare premium from my check & SNAP issues. If you can help at all, I’m sorry to ask again:

PayPal.me/Quiara
Venmo: QuiaraH

I’m sorry but I can’t make it with $300 less than my $900 check for a month while waiting on QMB and SNAP

08.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5
5 things i avoid in life - 
1. drs who don't listen to me
2. drs who talk down to me
3. drs who only care about my weight
4. drs who gaslight me
5. drs. 

mybodyistryingtokillme.com

5 things i avoid in life - 1. drs who don't listen to me 2. drs who talk down to me 3. drs who only care about my weight 4. drs who gaslight me 5. drs. mybodyistryingtokillme.com

08.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think J told me a story once about a friend not being allowed to drink yerba mate there once, because they thought it was like a drug? Unsurprised.

08.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Banging my head against a wall because my research into understanding sunk-cost fallacy has been totally fruitless, but given the ridiculous amount of time I’ve put into it I feel like I can’t stop now

07.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Having a Fundie Friday marathon and resting angry joints today.

07.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It always hits just right with me, even after this many years.

07.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Awww precious.

07.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're still in line to practice reading, STAY IN LINE.

07.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Poltergeist

07.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this to myself most mornings.

07.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The closing track of Tori Amos' Under The Pink is my favorite of her songs.

Yes, Anastasia

youtu.be/JMhdLspttjE?...

07.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

one really soothing thing you can only do if you have huge cans is smack em into each other. like one of those pendulum ball desk toys. thunk-thunk-thunk. just one more example of the powerful tit lobby’s stranglehold on washington

06.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 277 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 4

Hearing from my dad always leads to a long bout of not knowing how I feel.

06.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I whacked my hand on the bottom of my laptop so hard that this bump has formed next to my knuckle. Hurts like a mfer, and I'm just glad I'm not transcribing.

06.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just love you both a lot.

05.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@nivcharayahel.bsky.social

05.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The clothes! I love this.

05.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if you are not demanding to know what the fuck "the shield of the americas" is and who the fuck is paying for it and why the fuck we need it when the defense budget is like a trillion dollars just quit please

05.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Markwayne in the Membrane

Noem’s been tossed down Cypress Hill. Marky Markwayne’s too legit to quit. Reader, I haven’t seen a posse of clowns this insane since Dubya overtook Poppy back in the day

by Maureen Dowd

05.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 607 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 4

You’re doing your best.

Trying to be kind to people, trying to be the person you want to see in the world.

You’re not perfect but you’re good. And we need that goodness right now. Thank you for that.

05.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 445 πŸ” 128 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2

Right before this happened, @nivcharayahel.bsky.social said, "If Mullin gets the job, does he inherit Lewandowski?" And she def meant, "Do they have to bone?"

05.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Winter's Tale, Much Ado About Nothing, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Macbeth. In no particular.

05.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On it!

05.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know I'm in a mood when I argue with someone on Reddit.

05.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.

Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.

some shit is about to go down

05.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 2244 πŸ” 453 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 54