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Hem. Disappointing my father since 1982. OFMD. UK/NZ Comedy. Outsider Art. Pre-1950s True Crime. Queer Stuff. Disability. @nivcharayahel.bsky.social's favorite sister. @bonstrous.bsky.social's silliest roommate.

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My favorite Dar Williams song ❀

youtu.be/Nbvn1BSK6os?...

14.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Body is angry, but my transcription is done! I don't have to do anything until Sunday, when I make a birthday cake for @nivcharayahel.bsky.social. We are both March birthdays, so we like to do something together for both, but are also happy to do cakes for the actual days. Because two cakes!

14.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay. I'm done now. Thanks for listening, internet.

13.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate being disabled. I hate hurting so much.

I really like being productive, and I so rarely feel like I can be.

13.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A moment of self-indulgent whining:

I used to stand for many hours a day at work. I used to do physically demanding things. I used to do all of this, then go home with no (okay, few) problems.

Now, I can't do one transcription without breaking my body. I have to clear the whole week of activities.

13.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay. Finishing this transcription. Pushing through the pain. Let's go.

13.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
I DONT GET UP AGAIN
I REALLY LIKE IT ON THE GROUND

I STAY KNOCKED DOWN
I DONT GET UP AGAIN
ITS REALLY COMFY ON THE GROUND

13.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 1253 πŸ” 360 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 7
Google Maps rendering of Horn Pond, which is shaped like a whale in profile, with tail pointed up, and a jagged shoreline on the other side that resembles a man’s silhouette with pointed nose, large chin, and sloped brow implying baldness

Google Maps rendering of Horn Pond, which is shaped like a whale in profile, with tail pointed up, and a jagged shoreline on the other side that resembles a man’s silhouette with pointed nose, large chin, and sloped brow implying baldness

shout out to Horn Pond in Woburn Mass. for being shaped like a cartoon whale with the face of John Quincy Adams

10.07.2024 16:32 πŸ‘ 1003 πŸ” 198 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 25
sign that says "JEFF ORDERED TOO MANY HAMS SALE"
- one close-up of the sign, and one pic of the sign above a big pile of hams

sign that says "JEFF ORDERED TOO MANY HAMS SALE" - one close-up of the sign, and one pic of the sign above a big pile of hams

OFMD where Ed decides he wants to be a grocer instead

13.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

They so should. A glorious thing to evangelize for.

13.03.2026 07:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday!

13.03.2026 07:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, not getting enough sleepy time is rough.

13.03.2026 07:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to get back on that app! Need a new phone first.

13.03.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe are not afraid!” screamed Frog and Toad at the same time.

13.03.2026 07:37 πŸ‘ 176 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Imagine a T-Rex trying to walk like an Egyptian.

13.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I tell YouTube to block every ad relatef to AI. It doesn't work, but it feels nice for a moment.

13.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, transcription's one true enemy: My essential tremor.

We've decided to be active rn.

12.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a police uniform is sitting at a table with another man and says paaaa . Alt: A man in a police uniform is sitting at a table with another man and says paaaaiiiiinnnn

Trying to work, but also...

12.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This one was truly painful.

12.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Oscar Nominees Ranked By How Much I Want To Hear Matt Berry Pronounce Their Name There are no losers here, honestly.

whoever asked matt berry to be the announcer at the oscars deserves a big ol' smooch on the lips

type-click-type.ghost.io/oscar-nomine...

11.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 229 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 18

Ouch.

12.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

NO WARRIOR CAN FIGHT ALONE. ASK FOR HELP IF YOU NEED IT.

12.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same

12.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's an interesting experiment in writing a film completely in gibberish. There are multiple versions with different comedians writing captions in English to help shape the narrative.

12.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This film is deeply weird, and I enjoyed it more than I thought I might.

12.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
1 - Detective Diaz and Pimento "what is the worst thing that can happen if I leave the house?"

2 - Jake at the podium and on the tv is 'slide 1 of 1692'  

mybodyistryingtokillme.com

1 - Detective Diaz and Pimento "what is the worst thing that can happen if I leave the house?" 2 - Jake at the podium and on the tv is 'slide 1 of 1692' mybodyistryingtokillme.com

11.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Literally, no one.

11.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Afternoon Update: Still sitting at $500 needed by Saturday, 3/14 in order to make my next rent payment and start paying off March's rent. #MutualAidRequest

11.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will repost this every time I see it because yes.

11.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could not be less interested.

11.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0