dug the moose

some pains are always a little bit there

let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

Friday the 13th, you say....

Screenshot of a Tweet by @TheChiefNerd inclusing an interview with Sam Altman. The text in the Tweet says: SAM ALTMAN: “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”

The whole "AI" industry is just based on the hope that they can deskill people fast enough that they'll have to rent back cognitive support systems. Forever.

It's like Uber. Just that they don't try to break existing transportation infrastructures but your brain.

42 people. millions of trans people are being tortured by their governments because of 42 people.

Chief Nerd CHIEF NERD @TheChiefNerd X.com SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter." 1:22 3:36 AM • 3/12/26 • 1.7M Views

Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piñata.

people online when a lolcow turns out to be racist or sexist so they don't have to feel guilty about the fact that they're bullying a severely mentally ill autistic person

people who say that Chia Wine sounds gross or "slimy" are trying to slander my business

people are accusing me of trying to sell Chia Wine because i have illegelly aquired mass amounts of wine that i cant resell (not true) and using chia seeds to inflate the volume (not true, as i said, chia seeds make alcohol MORE powerful) i am giving a gift to the world

Starting my own chia winery (not a vineyard, we will be buying high-quality wines, soaking chia seeds in them, re-bottling them and selling them in liquor stores, and possibly pharmacies and hospitals due to the amazing health benefits. no one will want to drink regular wine anymore)

Please help me spread the word about Chia Wine

I can't believe chia wine has taken this long to catch on. it takes WAY less wine to get drunk (chia enhances the alcohol), and there's no hangover. plus, chia wine helps maintain firm feces, increases germs in your body (good), and it's so satisfying to slurp the wine as a gooey semi-solid.

if anyone wants to play against me on Chess.com, my username is m00s3c4b00se. i suck at chess and you will probably win

Attacks leave dead vs killed

So Visa and Mastercard have a huge problem with legal adult content "damaging their brand"?

But somehow they dont't have any problem making money from child abuse in Roblox for over a decade (and going).

Truly the right companies to be our moral guardians.

Warzone Joker Limner

Acrylic, pencil and marker on canvas

me neither

my arms are so fucking sore from working out

i don't want to get out of bed. life is so fucking lame

Tim Allen has died

he is the human equivalent of spaghetti with ketchup. no reason for it to exist

I'm not hopeful about his future projects because it seems like his brains are going to shit too

he's so lazy. he could make a new movie every 2 years if he wanted to but he just wants to talk shit and whine

reddit guy #1: if you remove the parasite, is the host freed?
reddit guy #2: no, the host becomes a husk
reddit guy #3: idiot, why would a parasite occupy a husk
reddit guy #4: husks are useful.. no mind to resist....
reddit guy #5: genius, the perfect husk
reddit guy #6: idiot, husks are useless

i think polo shirts and ties look fine on other people, but i never want to be seen in them personally. i can't explain why

i always have this tiny fear in the back of my mind that one day i may be forced to wear a polo shirt or a tie--two garments that i don't think are necessarily bad, but the thought of me wearing them invokes feelings of humiliation, like being forced to wear clown makeup

winnie the pooh is sitting on the floor in a room ALT: winnie the pooh is sitting on the floor in a room

The belief in trans rights entering the median voters body as Trump makes gas cost $8/gallon

Oh hey, it’s bandcamp friday! Go buy some music from someone today. fuck spotify, fuck streaming