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My name is Marcel Gamêur

White people go to a Chinese restaurant and try to order the "Metallica chicken"

Pud, Tennessee

Need green lines guy on this

My name is Chuck Patel.

Got the other arm too 😅 that’s a PR lol

There was a stretch of time where I would take 1-3 edibles and listen to that song on repeat

My power, my pleasure, my plane!

It happened nearly three years ago so the emotional salience isn't what it was. But I am always glad to know you and to be of use to you.

day my dad died I drove around aimlessly for 2 or 3 hours and stopped by the supermarket to get one of those things of Talenti gelato. Let it melt for a bit and threw some cashews in there.

Mr. I Disposed Of Doubt Long Ago

I'd gotten home since I'm working remote 2day and tried uploading em through my laptop lololol

Uploading on this app is kind of butt lol trying a shorter clip

Yeah. Totally on with the pickups. I’m pretty sure I was less than 100% sober and picked it up less than a minute before hitting record but here goes

It’s got the best tone knob I’ve ever used, too. Like. I don’t have a better way to describe other than saying that I usually keep it mostly dialed down, but if I put the treble up I get a completely different sound. Just a really nice guitar.

Yeah I don’t like any form of racism but anti Indian racism in particular bugs me. I’m not trying to do the whole “erm, white women?” thing but I had more than a few white lady mutals who were agreeable on most everything else but were clearly looking for an opening to go off on South Asians.

The G&Ls are really cool—tonally it’s way different from a capital-T Tele, lots more bite and way less twang. You can get a wild variety of tones from the thing. I’ll prop my phone up on something and record myself noodling around on it in a bit.

Yeah I don’t understand how so many people are convinced that like, New Jersey and Texas (!?) are like 50% Indian now. But they are.

I got the EHX Small Clone. Most of my effects are from my dad—either stuff I took from his setup or stuff he got me. I still have the Strat but I typically play my G&L Telecaster through the Vox now. I waned that tele for like 12 years 😍

Now that's an amp...I was fiddling around with my chorus pedal last night which I never do, idk why

It's weird seeing it play out in real time. The gym owner is super conservative but on this particular issue he's fine with it and accepts that times change. When he posts about it on FB, the comments are all people who have given themselves schizophrenia saying bums will be doing heroin in his gym.

The evidence that JDPON is Correct Thought is that probably a minimum 30% of white Americans believe that any new development is going to be filled with 5000 Haitians

Not entirely related but there's an apartment building going up next to my gym and a guy who lives a half hour's drive away was talking about how it's going to be entirely Section 8. And the guy wearing a Trump shirt was telling him no he's dumb it's another luxury building for commuters

What effects u got pleighboi

One time some old lady on the train complimented my shoes and within 90 seconds it turned into something about how "even the black" on her street is afraid of NYC now

I want to start wearing suits regularly, because that's one way my insanity manifests, but old people will say the most insanely racist things to a clean-cut white guy in a suit because they think you're one of them

YOU: *a naive baby* I'd love to see a TV or movie adaptation of book of the new sun!!

ME: *incredibly wise* in order to adapt BOTNS visually we would first have to know what actually happens in BOTNS, which is impossible

I am Loyal to the Group of Seventeen.

The Roger Waters (tall handsomely rugged looking old guy) / Dave Gilmour (every white person's grandpa) dichotomy another instance of this

one time I was really high, someone sent a Spotify link to a Norwegian song and I clicked on it and I thought I was having a stroke. We like to joke on German and Dutch but Norwegian is English from a parallel universe